Seth Alan Poe

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[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

The Cosmic Enigma
Seth Alan Poe

The infinite cosmos taunts me

Minute, insignificant, isolated

My questioning mind haunts me

Why was I created?

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

My Bacteria, called Dih Fall Off, just wiped out the world in 656 days! #PlagueInc

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@Popeyes bring back the tuff chicken sandwich

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Everybody wants to be a housewife but nobody wants to stop being a hoe

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The masculine urge to lay bleeding out on some island in the middle of the Pacific while the love of my life holds me and whispers “it’s okay, you can rest now” as I take my last breath

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

I wish water made me want to drink it as much as alcohol does

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If being on your phone while driving was a professional sport I’d probably be in the Hall of Fame

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Do girls think it’s cute to say something about loving food in their tinder profile when they’re actually just fat? “I’m a foodie” yeah I can tell

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Growing up is more than just getting older, it’s a conscious choice to be more mature and responsible. And I don’t think I’m gonna be making that choice for a long time

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I believe, but I do not yet know
That one day I will finally find my hoe
Until then I shall just go with the flow
And continue to watch the sunset on my own

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

Countless sunsets watched alone
Oh how I want somebody to hold
Every time I feel like we might grow
They don’t feel the same and decide to go

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

I get spurts of hope that one day I will
And someone will come around and this void they will fill
And when that happens it will be such a thrill
But as of now I wait and wait still

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

“The more you take life in, the more you get out of it” - Cullen Anderson-Santos

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

If I was Dr. Manhattan I’d evaporate every particle of cilantro from my fucking rice right now

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Fuck slavery on God

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Amen

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

Lord please help me find the motivation to go to the gym and destroy my chest and shoulders. Whether that motivation come from feelings of pain, anger, distain, disgust, betrayal, distain. Feelings of sadness, loneliness, or melancholy. Please Lord lend me thy strength this day🙏

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

Happy Easter

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

Jesus may be risen, but I am rizzin’

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What’s the point if everyone is already bigger than me

[Seth Alan Poe @SethPolitte]

The bitches are sleeping on me, but I got no bitches sleeping ON me