At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️
🌺 SEASON OPENER GIVEAWAY 🌺
We’re giving away this BEAUTIFUL @TaylorMadeGolf staff bag to celebrate the start of major season.
To enter:
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-Tag 3 friends
Good luck! Let’s have a weekend!
I don’t want to alarm anyone regarding my mental health but if that bitch monkey steals Punch’s stuffed monkey I’m flying to Japan to start a fist fight at a zoo.
Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸
#Class