seth fluck

[Keysfins🇺🇦 @Keysfins]

@PretentiousPDX Last year was the 50th anniversary, and the video was remastered for the celebration:

https://t.co/5fRmOUv8BI

[doctorlove @feelickss]

This might be the hardest picture of the year.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Onion takes a closer look at the nation’s 50 worst states. https://t.co/gQJKZiX388

[rayyy lmao @RayNarvaezJr]

not the sharpest tool in the ted

[Zora Suleman @ZoraSuleman]

Italian Oscar-winning composer Ennio Morricone has died. Called one of the worlds most influential film composers,he’s written music for over 500 movies inc the theme for The Good,the Bad & the Ugly & 100’s of TV shows from Sopranos to The Simpsons & the 1978 FIFA World Cup theme

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as 'rival gangs' fight over food after tourists who normally feed them stay away because of coronavirus https://t.co/lQZ0sOzwDF

[Ace @drex_johnson]

@Fly_Malcolm_X @KarlousM I added dramatic music to give it a little razzle dazzle

[Allison Franz @MissoulaAF]

Look what your precious Oxford comma did this time, nerds.

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

Hey @TedCruz — can’t believe you’d just take our corn fridge that we’ve definitely always had and did not steal

[seth fluck @Sethfluck]

@alishowalter Yepppp, you read that right. I like the quote “He climbed the bank roof, planning to jump on top of a bank employee”

[seth fluck @Sethfluck]

Please, please read this article, it is astoundingly absurd

[WNEP @WNEP]

JUST IN: State police caught the man they say held up NBT Bank in Mount Cobb Monday afternoon.
https://t.co/UE7VkZyJ3X

[seth fluck @Sethfluck]

@_charlescornell @Adam_Lynn_

[seth fluck @Sethfluck]

@Adam_Lynn_ 50 episodes of teasing a basement better pay off soon

[NPR @NPR]

JUST IN: The brains of dead pigs have been somewhat revived by scientists hours after the animals were killed in a slaughterhouse.
https://t.co/jvk2oXO8z3

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A Message from Alex Trebek:

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

My 4yo just said “Daddy, here’s some of my money” and handed me one Romanian Leu. Neither my wife nor I know where she got this.

[seth fluck @Sethfluck]

@Claudia_Jones @Adam_Lynn_

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

wake up america

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

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