Toaster Stroupel

Just a swashbuckling vagabond in search of mischief and misadventures.

[Toaster Stroupel @SethofArp]

"The world is broken. It will always be broken. But just because it’s broken doesn’t mean that we should ever stop trying to fix it."

[NBA @NBA]

No. 25 overall pick Sergio De Larrea's double-double helped the Mavs surge to the win in NBA Summer League 🙌

16 PTS
12 AST (game-high)
2 3PM

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

My official statement on FIFA allowing Balogun to play @BiasedSlightly

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

fireworks outside the visiting team hotels all night.... extreme heat and storms interrupting games ... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ...

sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now. these concacolors don't run baby

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

El Beanico.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

Why was Dirk not on Germany World Cup roster?????

IG/eurobasket

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[Toaster Stroupel @SethofArp]

Just another indication we are on the right side of history.

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

IT’S THE USA VS BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA & THE REFS

FREEDOM ALWAYS WINS 🇺🇸

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

WHEN AMERICA CALLS, FLO BALOGUN ANSWERS.

AMERICA'S STRIKER 🇺🇸💥

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

I think the Lakers went all in on a roster that’s destined to lose to the Thunder and/or Spurs. They just don’t have the capacity to get the wings they’ll need now.

Luka’s best chance at a title, imo, is returning to Dallas in 2028 and rolling with Cooper Flagg. Pretty easily.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Acie Law IV

That guy rocked.

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[Basketball Performances @NBAPerformances]

'26 ROTY Cooper Flagg tape

[Jeff Wilson @JeffWilsonTXR]

What a good weekend in a mediocre division can do.