A gorgeous brunette was in love with one of my buddies in college. He blew her off one time and I asked, “dude, she’s a smokeshow and she’s into you. What’s the deal?”
He said, “She has fat girl arms.”
Anyway, I think he and his husband live in Vermont now.
this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.