SeveredZombie

American 🇺🇸

[Dakota @RavTheQueen]

im so scared to get this cause what if they forget the car and i have to walk up to the counter as a nearly grown ass adult and say that they forgot my toy

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@jeff_gluck @Blaney Get em Ryan!

[Lee Spencer @CandiceSpencer]

Quite the entrance from ⁦@KyleLarsonRacin⁩ at the unveiling of #NASCAR 26

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@Jordan_Bianchi What’s the record do you know?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@RyanPreece_ @Chris_Buescher Idk why but love that you guys seem like such good buddies!

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@paypixlBobby @seaworlflorida @UnitedParksLLC Did you like PenguinTrek at least?

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@ZaneSmith @Team_FRM Keep diggin man. It’s good seeing ya up there brother 😎

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

Pocono Raceway has announced a sellout for the fourth straight year.

This is also NASCAR’s fourth consecutive sellout (Coke 600-Nashville-Michigan-Pocono).

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@GermanStrands Depends on the story and gameplay. There is no correct answer. But it isn’t RE3R 💩

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

Didn't y'all get mad at Michelle Obama for having a vegetable garden

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@chasebriscoe @nascarcasm Ol “CDWB”

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@daletanhardt Dude 😭

[NASCAR Insights @NASCARInsights]

There are now three drivers in NASCAR history to have more wins than DNFs in their Cup Series career:

Jimmie Johnson:
83 wins | 76 DNFs

Denny Hamlin:
63 wins | 61 DNFs

Kevin Harvick:
60 wins | 49 DNFs

[cass @redvelations]

Albert Wesker reveals that his birthday wish is to end bioterrorism

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Yes, he posted it.
Yes, it’s real.

Yes, He honestly thinks this is a flex.

We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people in America.

[SeveredZombie @SeveredZombie]

@jeff_gluck Can’t wait to watch them dive-bomb each other in the sections that go from wide to narrow!

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

unbelievable timeline we live in