Sevin Kabet

America's favorite marijuana prohibitionist. People love me. Just say NO to the Reefer, stick with wholesome, nutritious alcohol and pharmaceuticals. Parody

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.@realDonaldTrump you could stop legal, retail marijuana sales in America right now with just a single tweet. Do it! Do it! Do it!

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.@realDonaldTrump thank you for bringing together great people like @jeffsessions @ScottPruittOK @mike_pence great brains w/o marijuana!

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post-election Stoners Are Mutants (SAM) plan: Holding #CrookedCannabis and the #LyinPotIndustry accountable to alcohol/big pharma

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@Harborside_Oak you offer discounts for kids too right?

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.@MichaelStusser @MJHeadlineNews @dianemgoldstein oh, the irony of satire. @REI's fold-able trekking bong still way #toosoon #KeepItCriminal

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@MichaelStusser @MJBAnet @highergtv @MJHeadlineNews @REI @tomangell @_cingraham @Apple LV-RJ, Discount Tire, Boston Catholics got me android

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.@MichaelStusser @MJBAnet @highergtv @MJHeadlineNews great now I have to return all my @REI camping stuff since they support crooked ganja

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fyi @Leafly reported u to Facebook, Instagram and Twitter again for showing cannabis nipples

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marijuana junkies are ez to spot @SenatorSessions, they smell like Peppy Le Pew and hold up signs

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.@TheInfluenceOrg does Paddington Bear really need to get high on 140% THC super mega potent Skunk marijuana shipped from Colorado?

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@freedomisgreen 6 months of cannabis addiction treatment would be a much better gift

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#notfakenews @CNN airs marijuana porn all the time, just watch @drsanjaygupta

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This will be the last "Green Friday" until 2020, at least.

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.@FoxNews @KevinJacksonTBS just arrest them for marijuana on campus, take away loans/aid, put them in jail; they can come back real adults!

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.@thehill when @realDonaldTrump invites me to pitch marijuana policy ALL of my notes will be in my super-sober memory, and on my ankle

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.@bostoncatholic spent $850,000 failing to stop the legal reefers in Mass...but I got to meet @Pontifex! #WinningTheWarOnWeed #AlterBoy

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@blueplatepr @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I think that you think that I think I'm not a parody

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.@MarijuanaPolicy @cannabist that #BigMarijuana #GiganticCannabis award was made of salami and served on a mostly naked girl right?

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finally @The420RadioShow they realize where the REAL money is = #BigMarijuana #GiganticCannabis

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.@realDonaldTrump @SenatorSessions we can build a wall around Colorado and make the marijuana junkies pay for it!

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You know what I smell from marijuana peddlers and THC junkies lookin at my main squeeze @realDonaldTrump's admin? Fear. Love that!