Lord Helmet

Blow dryer -igloo- manwhore- nice lips- Alejandro- guid- chef Pasquale- sneaky Sylvester -big dick

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Only time a guy gets flowers is at a his funeral

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It’s like bringing a Brinks truck to a cemetery

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Don’t sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff

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You rent a calendar , I own one

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It goes from Mother I’d Like to Fuck - to - Mother I Like Fucking

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Inter is shit. Chalanoglu is shit. Inter will forever be second to AC MILAN!!

Forza Milan sempreee

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@LibOrNormal Average day in a Italian house

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Why not make a plane out of the same material as a black box?

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@YRP then he gets out of the car and starts to lecture me on why did I honk. I could book you for defensive driving in my blind spot etc. He was making a left and I was going straight he cut me off at the stop sign.. for the 2 minutes I was behind him he broke 2 laws ..

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@YRP car#433 didn’t turn on his signals to get off the highway at major mak EB. Then proceeds to go into the hospital lane to make the left into the hospital Then cuts me off at the stop sign in the hospital parking lot so I honked at him. He gets out and starts acting tough

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I have deaf ppl saying don’t say that again

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Your so dumb if you fell down you wouldnt hit the floor

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@theScore But he ain’t Jamaican?

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I used to bang twins back in the day .. everyone asked how I can tell them apart, it was easy .. Lindsay painted her nails pink and Tom had a cock

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Went to a little persons funeral the other day .. guy got driven in a PT Cruiser

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Guy was tryna be Martin Luther X

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I tried sneaking up on a mirror one time , fuck I was so close

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My new sex safe word is orange .. like the fruit

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Michael Gray got it right

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He didn’t know whether to wind his watch or take a shit