Lazyclown

Proud Desert Trash.. Recovering & sober 15+years, former Soldier and Drug abuse Counselor...on a little farm in the Sonoran Desert. No DM's

[Lazyclown @SewerGasMan]

@KarolineGosling It's better just to get a fat ugly one that's appreciative....

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

TRUE STORY!

I was just at the 7-Eleven right up the street from my house. Parked by the gas pumps and proceeded to get gas for my Mustang.
I noticed creepy lowlife looking dude come out of the store and approach his car parked right up front near the door. I then watched a lady in a BMW SUV pull up two spots over to his left. She got out with a boy approximately 12 years old. The creep was really looking her over. He got in his car and just sat there and sat there. I was like “I don’t like this!”
I had no intention of going into the store but I headed that way. I walked right past his car and the drivers seat was tilted way back. I went inside and the lady was near the back where I could speak to her privately. I said ma’am can I say something to you.. she said sure. I didn’t really wanna say anything in front of her son but I didn’t want her to step away from him either. I told her what I observed and she said she had noticed him and is aware of her surroundings but I added what I had seen and told her I would stick around and watch. I went back to my car by the fuel pump.He sat there a while longer and then finally pulled out. He may have gotten nervous, I don’t know. It may have been nothing but it did not feel right at all.
I had pulled up beside her car by the time she came out and I told her which direction he went she said she was going the other way and thanked me a couple of times.
HEAD ON A SWIVEL! 🙏

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

Hey Jasmine…

Black pilot here.

I think you missed the plot.
Then again, that’s becoming a pattern.

I graduated from West Point.
I went through Army flight school.
I learned to fly the AH-64 Apache.
I deployed to combat and flew 55 combat missions over Baghdad.

Nobody handed me a cockpit because of my skin color.

Nobody lowered the standards for me.

Nobody looked at me and said, “Let’s check a diversity box.”

That’s what people like you don’t seem to understand.

Suggesting that Black pilots, Black engineers, Black doctors, or Black leaders need special preferences to succeed is not empowering, it’s insulting.

I didn’t want a different standard.
I wanted the same standard.

And when you’re flying into combat, the American people don’t care what race the pilot is.

They care whether the pilot is qualified.

Merit isn’t racist.
Excellence isn’t discriminatory.

And reducing every achievement to skin color says far more about your worldview than it does about mine.

[Jason Bartlett @Jason2bartlett]

@BlaireWhite As a white South African I can confirm that things only get worse from here

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

The first time Karmelo Anthony is asked to move in prison... and he successfully moves... he's going to have a realization that... it was always that easy.

It was ALWAYS that easy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s what it comes down to

[Dr. Heidi Klessig @heidiklessigmd]

After heart surgery, the parents of a 13-year-old girl were told that their daughter was dying, and that they should start making end-of-life decisions, including donating her organs.

Upon transferring their daughter to another hospital however, they were told that doctors at Oregon Health and Science University had installed her new heart valve upside down.

“Doctors at Seattle Children's removed the inverted valve and replaced it with a different one, properly positioned. Her heart promptly began to function correctly. She was successfully taken off cardiac bypass and no longer required ECMO.

Her condition continued to stabilize over the following days in Seattle Children's ICU. After more than a month in critical condition, she was able to return home with her parents.”

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

SPLC President gets humiliated; room erupts in laughter.

Chip Roy: How many Islamic extremist groups do you have listed on your hate map out of the 1500 groups? I can’t seem to find one.

SPLC President: We don’t target groups based on their religion. It’s based on what they say about other people.

Chip Roy: You just mentioned anti-LGBT groups a minute ago. Is it your position that there are a bunch of pro-LGBT extremist Islamic groups?

[Lazyclown @SewerGasMan]

@itsrosesm Absolutely! Many snap recipients trade their groceries for money to buy drugs.
How do I know? I did that s*** when I was in my addiction and I saw other people do it too. They still do it. It is what it is.

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

RUMORS are flying that President Trump is considering drug-testing SNAP
recipients as part of the coming overhaul.
Do you support this move?

[👮‍♂️The Badged Patriot👮‍♂️ @BadgedPatriot]

Flock cameras put a murderer in jail today before he could murder again. No other citizens were bothered or affected by the terrible spying cameras either😏🚔

[Brooke @buckeyebettie]

A Parental Alienation Story.

A woman got pregnant.
A woman and a man got married.
One year later, the woman divorced the man.

The woman got full custody and child support.
The man continued his career in the US Navy.
The woman re-married.

The daughter grew up with a mother and stepfather who heavily abused her, both physically and emotionally.
The mother fed the daughter horrible, fictional stories about her biological father.
This was the daughter’s entire world.

Then, the daughter turned 12.

She was playing Nintendo in her bedroom when her mother told her someone was in the living room.
It was a man.
"Do you know who this is?" the mother asked.
"No," the daughter said.
"This is your father."

The father was ecstatic to see his daughter.
The daughter just felt awkward.

The father tried to visit again.
The daughter got her hopes up—but the father never showed.
The daughter became deeply sad. Then, she became angry.

She carried that anger all the way through college graduation.
Once she graduated, the father was finally able to contact her without legal restrictions.
The truth came out.

He hadn't abandoned her. The mother had blocked every single visit, cutting him off completely while keeping the daughter in the dark.

That was the moment the lies unraveled.
The daughter went completely no-contact with her mother.

Instead, she rebuilt a relationship with her father.
The relationship flourished.

The daughter got married.
The daughter had her own child—a little girl.
The grandfather stepped into his role seamlessly, building a beautiful bond with his granddaughter and son-in-law.

A fragmented past turned into a beautiful, growing clan.
Now, the daughter, her husband, and her child are moving across the country to live with the father.

For the first time in her 45 years of life, the daughter will finally get to live with her father.

The daughter is me. The father is my dad.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

For years, hospitals kept Americans in the dark about the true cost of care. Families made medical decisions without knowing the price—and too often got hit with bills that drained their savings.

That ends now.

Under President Trump’s leadership, HHS is enforcing hospital price transparency with real consequences. @DrOzCMS and I have a simple message for hospitals: Post your actual prices. Come into compliance immediately—or face serious consequences.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Republicans’ sweeping immigration enforcement and border security package cleared the House, ending a months-long standoff with Democrats over funding Trump's immigration crackdown agenda.

The $70 billion measure passed 214-212 along party lines and now heads to the president's desk for signature.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The truth is that there are VASTLY more hate crimes, especially aggravated rape and murder, per person by Blacks against Whites than the other way around.

The is not remotely debatable, as the numbers are so extremely lopsided!

[Lazyclown @SewerGasMan]

@ZeekArkham I agree with you Zeek, but I also feel sorry for everybody involved. It sucks sometimes what life has become. People all filled with hate. Doing stupid things. I know Jesus will eventually sort it all out, but I'm getting tired....

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Look, I don't care how much family you have there.

I don't care if you have a job there you think you can't leave.

I don't care how much you like the perpetually never-changing weather.

I don't care how many of your ancestors came from there.

I don't care that the natural sites are so beautiful.

I don't care how old you are.

Please, please, please escape California. Go to one of the Free Territories and figure it out.

I promise you, you will thank me later.

[Lazyclown @SewerGasMan]

Old age hit me pretty hard today! Got done building a house out in the desert recently. I thought I was pretty strong. So I took a job that required me to be on my feet continually for 8 hours. Big mistake!
I got through the shift but I told them I'm quitting. Getting old hurts.

[Lazyclown @SewerGasMan]

@HornyHoerner @TiffanyFong I hear you. It's hard sometimes.

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

My grandfather left me his 1967 Mustang. It sat in a barn for 10 years.
I spent 18 months and $12k of my own money completely restoring it. It looks brand new.
My cousin gets engaged. My aunt calls me: "We need the Mustang for the wedding exit. Also, your cousin wants to drive it to the hotel."
I said: "He can pose for photos in it. But nobody drives it but me. The clutch is temperamental and it's a classic."
She scoffed. "It’s a family heirloom. Stop being selfish."
Day of the wedding, I park it at the venue.
During the reception, I look out the window. My cousin is in the driver's seat, revving the engine, trying to impress his groomsmen. He has my keys—my aunt stole them out of my jacket pocket.
I didn't argue.
I walked outside, pulled out my spare fob, locked the doors remotely, and called a flatbed tow truck.
The reception ended. The bride and groom walked out to a shower of sparklers—and no car. Just an empty parking spot. The tow truck had taken it 20 minutes prior.
My aunt is screaming that I "ruined the most important night of their lives."
No. You committed grand theft auto because you thought my boundaries were a recommendation. Enjoy the Uber.