Twink Undeath

This is some downright irresponsible shit | she / they

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jeffery epstein be like

name jeff

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@orbison_goy so. fucking. epic.

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@_vandul you forgot the best one

vaxxed?

[colin @colin1111111111]

If you see da police.... Metro Goldwyn Mayer

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@CashewMadoka this is true of like, spiritbox, but if we're talking about shit like gulch it's a different story

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@muixyui these fake woke morons talking about "ohhh what about poor kids who need to pay for college" would never excuse the same terrorism the military does overseas that ICE does domestically. Does being destitute excuse joining ICE? So why would the terrorist military machine differ?

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like i just got my confederate flag tattoo covered with pomni

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world

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@zackyizded purchase of 7 strings should be restricted behind a test

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Southern prosecutor: I call into question the defendant's sexual viability. May the defendant remooove his trousers?

My yankee attorney: Objection, your honor, relevance.

Southern judge: [eyeing me up] Overruuuled. Take 'em off, boy.

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@burnthelilacs also a cis woman might have one or two of those issues while we have to deal with all of them

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am I allowed to post a second silver jews song

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

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now where was I... ah yes... your pussy.