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Dropping it low for the demons under my bed

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

if i ever suck so bad to get 24th place i WILL end my life

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“You can just download the app to pay for parking” what if I blow up every single car in this lot rn

[emily @north0fnorth]

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

[josie @phandlethebants]

hey guys :) remember how ai is bad :) even when it does something cute or fun :)

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

yall fuckin around in ubers is crazy i get in my uber and become Normal Spongebob until i leave

[katie @joolswhore]

YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS AN OPTION?!!!!!?!??? oh all y’all better start practicing you have until next august

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

I saw goody proctor dancing at the pink pony club

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Expand your mind babe. 25-30 is about getting fired, sleeping with losers, googling your many concerning illnesses instead of going to the doctor, and being so broke that loose change in your car floor mats decides whether you get a small or medium McDonald’s Diet Coke

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Poppy. His sneezes are frankly in a class of their own. He hopes they're not too distracting. 13/10

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the first time one of these things goes off the rails and squashes a toddlers head like a melon is gonna be a crazy day for posting on here

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

This is my first time watching a VP debate, is the Ogre supposed to be here

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

I WAS NOT EATING SAND

[minari🔆 @egshels]

It must've taken a long time to jack off all trades https://t.co/mFyQbbwAH6

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Two exedrin a celcius and a handful of dog food let's hit the gym fellas