Nardwuar: (hands me a sealed copy of Peter and the Wolf narrated by David Bowie with the exact date, time and circumstances of my death written in sharpie and signed by Rahsaan Roland Kirk on the cover)
Me: what the fuck man?...this is fucked up!
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO IS BLASTO
Everyone involved in writing and producing The Blacklist (NBC 2013-2023) should be tried at The Hague and imprisoned in a setting that never allows them to see the sun again.
do you understand what just happened to your computer..
Google Chrome secretly downloaded a 4GB AI model onto your device. Without asking.. Without telling you..
It's called weights.bin. It lives deep in your system folders. It powers Gemini Nano - Google's on-device AI.
And if you delete it? Chrome re-downloads it automatically. Like nothing happened.
Just Google deciding your hard drive is their storage unit.
At 1 billion Chrome users - that's 4 BILLION gigabytes of data pushed silently across the internet.
The carbon footprint alone equals tens of thousands of cars running for a year.
Check your disk right now:
📁 %LOCALAPPDATA%\Google\Chrome\User Data\OptGuideOnDeviceModel
To stop it: chrome://flags → disable Optimization Guide On Device Model → restart Chrome → delete the folder.
Reshare so people know what's sitting on their computers.
Look I don’t mean to sound greedy or order anyone around, but I’m gonna need everyone to repost this and everyone to re-follow me until I am famous and if you scroll past this and don’t like this or don’t repost this, then you are part of the problem
Nardwuar: November 13th 2025. Ring any bells? *shoves microphone in his face*
J Cole: uh-
Nardwuar: Is it true that you will be crushed under a 2004 Honda civic at 3:43pm that day?
J Cole: *crying* How you know that. How the fuck you know that
Nardwuar: Here is your obituary😀