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@AdamAJTupper I’ve started doing puzzles. 🙄

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@SWilliamBrown33 Really? Jeez. Savages.

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@littlebrown Chilli King

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@StevenRayMorris Anxious canned tomato.

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@BonniePuns @StevenRayMorris I have a koala onesie. Whenever I put it on and flip up the hood, I say out loud “ I’m Koalafied!”

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You’re firing me because I’ve been “glassy eyed” at work? Even though my sales have been tops and I’ve been working my ass off? So sorry that the end of my 15 year relationship made me a tiny bit less productive than I was 🙄 ok. Gotta change my twitter handle.

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@MBoudet I love your podcast and I love mfm. Why phrase things in a way that it makes people have to take a side? Also... you’re doing great things for victims of abuse, they also do great things for victims. Maybe you guys are on the same side? Just saying.

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Side note. Guys don’t talk about their toys... @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny I could send you guys some toys :p #notacomeon #accesstoweirdthings love the podcast! Everyone should also be listening to @CrimeInSports

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@MurderSmall listening to the latest episode @WhismanSucks and @Jimmypisfunny mention currant female sex toys. As someone that works in the industry, they aren’t wrong. The technology today is bonkers. Thrusting vibes are a thing :p

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@MusingsInRetail A thousand times yes.

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@fenian2153 “This is just a gag gift for a friend”
........ then why are you also buying lube?

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@MurderSmall just got the ringtone.. now every time I get a text I smile :)

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Am I crazy? Who tries to return underwear?! And who yells at a clerk when they tell you that you can’t return underwear?! Undies are a firm final sale dude. 😳

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I don’t care how desperate you are for a smoke..if it’s 1:00am, you do not walk up to a persons porch in the dark and say “hey! Can I bum a smoke?” And I’m sorry.... but especially if yer a guy and said porch person is a girl. It’s scary. Don’t do that. #thingseveryoneshouldknow

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@StevenRayMorris you like cats. This is Joey and Riff. They make me laugh and laugh. :) #joeyandriff #cutecats

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@southfriedtruth your latest episode moved me to tears. So well done. I enjoy your podcast regularly, but that episode was just so epic and beautifully done I had to say something. Thanks.

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@pat_man91 @EvilSalesAss We call it a clopen. If it’s closing at ten and opening at ten, it’s a clopen. If you close at eleven and open at ten it’s “the dreaded clopen” :p

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Did you.....did you just stick little pieces of paper to a bunch of our products with spit? 😳........
What? Why? Urk? Colour me flabbergasted. That’s a new weird for me.

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@PaulHoles When @PaulHoles tells you to buy a book... you buy the book. :) done!

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@twelve_oh_seven @SassySockz As the only person at my store that drives.. I’m the one that does the banking. Keeping the store in five dollar bills is a nightmare. Customers like this means giving out all your bills :p