Sexual Atheist

I Don't Believe I'll Ever Get Laid. 😪

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[:) @roriyum]

sotho people ate with “wa nyela” bc vele wa nyela lmao

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dad of the year right there!

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

“Babe, i saw one wig online”

[old memory @old_memory]

just the bat and his cat

[SonicFox @SonicFox]

my friend said “Pride Months Over” and then proceeded to dm me this gif

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

pack your bags You are moving to a place called unexpected financial blessings

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

Muscle memory hijacked over the groom during his own wedding

[L’incompris Sage  𝕏 @IncomprisSage]

Imaginez être un défenseur, dégager un ballon à Luis Suárez et le faire tomber sur Messi 😭

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

He got the goal notification first and didn't spoil the moment.

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

God please let this next 6months be the best months of my life. Amen

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Vinicius after beating a Japanese defender on the wing and seeing him again in central defense

[United Titles @TshiovheG]

It's very rare for a center back to impress like this. TLB Mbokazi

[Rato🇿🇦 @mokone_rato]

I’m not supporting anyone else in this WC it was my country or nothing this year🫠🫠🫠💔

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

god please let a nigga ball again