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Goofiest Goober

[🔱 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔦 🔱 @SexyMailMan]

hey lol

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

at what age does ur penis stop growing this cant be everything

[Zel-en-Ciel @fujokester]

my aim is trash and my meat 2 inches

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[dude @tradboiwife]

spent 13 years of my life playing video games just to be mediocre at them at best

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[drew @drewsul_]

just jerked off and it was so unbelievably mid i want a cum refund

[Pat @Goatciello]

Litteraly no one has red skin bro

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

When you were partying
I studied the dragon blade.

When you were having premarital sex
I mastered Overwatch.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated Mercy pockets.

[jerkmatemaster2000 @cannibaalcorpse]

hate when mfs use the school bathroom to vape there’s people trying to touch themselves in here???

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Call her AI the way she’s giving me slop

[redrum @griffisu]

everyone talking about lab grown meat, where’s the lab?? i’m tryna grow my meat too tf

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[turbomander @turbomander]

calling my uncircumcised friend adam sandler because he’s an uncut gem

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

me showing the police officer a picture of my penis because I’m bored