Sarah

This is MBTA red line hate account

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[anna (In Play, No Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

husband trapped the cat under an upside down laundry basket while playing and she just laid down and started purring really loudly. not only complicit in her own oppression but satisfied by it. sad

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Obsessed with when the Polish Olympics team members clutch their giant pierogi plushie when they get nervous

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

PLEASE stop asking me about Christmas plans. I have Big City job! I wear stilettos! I have a proposal due on December 25th! The only breaks I’ll be taking are for coffee. Maybe at the new St. Nick’s Sweets & Sips that just opened…I hope it isn’t run by a hunk who loves Christmas

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

I want to watch the final episode of TSITP but my dumbass booked a Pilates class at night and now I’m scared of spoilers every time I open this godforsaken app

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

Put me in charge of the MBTA, I’ll have that shit running real smoothly

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

@MBTA_CR Hi, Im just trying to go home and now the Kingston train is delayed! Where is it, there’s no updates on alerts or the app

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

How is the red line going to pull with a brand new train and have a car out of service. This train is brand new and it’s already broken 😞

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

The 4 car train on red lines are literally the most evil idea the mbta could come up with. What do you mean your gonna run the shortest train you have during a time everyone is trying to get to work😭

[trash jones @jzux]

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

I need to go to work but my cat aka my literal child is playing and I’d rather lose my job then disrupt her 😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the wii fit’s BMI calculator

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i want every single dollar i make to go to this guy idgaf

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[Kalei @KaleiRenay]

drake rn

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

I’m gonna kiss kendrick on the forehead and tuck him into bed tonight, he deserves it

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

MAGA Mahomes worst game of his career with Trump in attendance.. I used to pray for days like this

[Sarah @Sfadel1999]

@yolo2870 @ericaligeski @MBTA I mean I seem to be in better spirits than you that’s for sure. I’m sorry you’re so miserable, I hear therapy does great wonders for some people. Maybe you should try that some time