Steve Graham

Pediatric gynecologist

[Steve Graham @Sgraham231]

My grandpa is 82 years old. When he dies my heart will be empty. But so will my email folder so I'm ok with it.

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Welcome back to 98.9 FM! Tune in all week to win tickets to see Kelly Clarkson, eat an entire large pizza!

[Steve Graham @Sgraham231]

Booze, just another way of saying alcohol. Home brewer, just another way of saying asshole.

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Recent studies have shown that over 22% of all vodka is consumed by my dad.

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GO HAWKS!!! #gohawks #king5 #12thman #rockoutwithyoyrhawkout @Seahawks @SeattleSeaGal @SeaGalStephanie

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There was one too many 12's there today. Nice try, better luck next year Aaron Rodgers!

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Wow. Just wow. Best comeback ever. #Seahawks

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Sleep deprivation? Ok. Waterboarding? Fine. Just PLEASE, not one more minute of having to watch my son play Minecraft!

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One coworker saw Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend, the other says he saw The Hobbit. I'm betting neither of them has ever seen a vagina.

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Good luck finding a bigger asshole than a guy that wears driving gloves.

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Ferguson police report making over 80 arrests last night. That number would easily be triple if any of them knew what the word indict meant.

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I hope all the kids in Ferguson wanted bottles of vodka, broken dreams, and parents with felonies for Christmas this year.

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I'd rather share a needle with an Ebola patient than share a Facebook page with my wife.

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If you're still using "the club" on your car, you deserve to get clubbed to death with that goddamn thing.

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I used to have a friend named Justin. I say used to because I just heard him say the word swag, and this just isn't gonna work out anymore.

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Send me for a drug test? SWEET! What kind of drugs do I get to test?

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Really, there's a player named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix? I had no idea Monica Lewinsky had a kid that old.

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Sweet "In memory of" sticker asshole. I'm sure your dad loves being represented on the filthy back window of your green Mercury Topaz.

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@PuruOfficial That just sounds horrible