Shaantanu Krishnan

Kya kar loge jaan ke ?

[Shaantanu Krishnan @ShaantanuKbye]

Posts I would make if I was big B:

AB6583: Ajj Rekha badhiya lagg rhi thi…. Nazar niche gayi toh jaya chura leke khadi thi…

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@queersarasara pushed me to become active here again but I have nothing to say except ajj parotta beef khaya 2 times v fun 10/10 recommend

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@manasa_hm_ WE ATE NAMMM

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The dard is not disco-ing and now there is panic

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@manasa_hm_ I'll whoop yo ass if you act like a kid

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Akshay Kumar's character from Bhool Bhulaiya came up with the concept of rage rooms.

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The only cross-over I'm interested in (after No Way Home) is sima-geeta from Indian Matchmaking.

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Now I understand why Indian parents want your room to be clean when guests come over, because in S1E1 of Indian Matchmaking, Sima wants to see the fucking room.

[cried rice @wtfkashyap]

This fkn movie can never ever be not special. Literally gave me a second life.

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@mhmyike Hmmm

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When my talking stage ends

[cried rice @wtfkashyap]

Even better way to break up @mhmyike

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Hi twitter I'm back, after working for 9 hours on a sunday.

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Phir hera pheri

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

Name one movie every person must watch.

[David Attenborough PARODY @AttenboroughSir]

Better than the original

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Pulled out so fast she started spinning like a beyblade

[Kaustubh @Angstinmypantz1]

Flirting with the homies is so much easier than girls like seriously I am so smooth

[Aai_think🍷 @Riyu28]

I spent 5 mins to explain a boy what Snapchat streaks are and the first question he asked was "Iska Faida"

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Paisa