Joseph Argo

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

This is important

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

@KellsTinsley *keep your neighbors wives as far away as possible*

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

@mitchaw91 @Spotify @instagram

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

Just a thought:

Everyone is totally cool with @Spotify tracking my data as long as it’s put in a cool story-thing that I can share on social media.

Totally different story if @instagram puts out a report like this every year...

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

Suggestions appreciated for the @instagram annual report

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

Things I’d like to see in the annual @instagram report:

Times you’ve looked at Instagram for < 15 seconds while at a red light

Number of butts that came across your screen all year

Number of creeps performed

Number of stories clicked through just to clear the notification

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

@KellsTinsley Wow. This is so selfish

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Show of hands... Who wants to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers and you have none?

[Netflix @netflix]

Jerry &
Elaine &
George &
Kramer &
Netflix

All 180 episodes of the Emmy-Award winning Seinfeld are coming to Netflix — worldwide! — starting in 2021

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: What flavor is it?

Ryan: Blue.

Michael: Blue is not a flavor.

Ryan: It says, flavor: Blue Blast.

Michael: Oh, Blue Blast.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

“I don’t know what the draft is. Is that for the war?” - my wife

#mywifedoesntunderstandmyhobbies

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

More clutch than Kobe?

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

This is important.

[BT Potter @btpotter10]

Over the next 10 years, Coach Swinney could buy a cookout tray every 20 seconds and he would never run out of money.

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

@cal_leslie @KellsTinsley

[Joseph Argo @ShabbyShargo]

Took 11 brothers to jump my guy and steal his coat...

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

You cannot learn from books.