Wade Mechan

I'm a peacock you gotta let me fly

[michael @bisping]

If that’s the definition of ruining 3 days of your life I’d hate to see something really bad happen to you. That’s called a very mild hangover. Drink more you’ll get used to it 😂😂😂 and maybe stop tracking everything on your little wrist device. You’re gonna feed into negativity and spiral.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Ange Boshtecoglou

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Many Are Saying This Fella Put On One Of The Most Heroic Performances Ever Ordering Chinese Food For The Table https://t.co/Zga4SNzAPA

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

Unwaveringly polite with no cracks under pressure. The unfazed pivot from two to four bao buns after originally declining them… this is what the people need, a true leader.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Wow... what a move! 🤯

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Harry Maguire with a MASSIVE header to send the away end wild! 😱

[Paderzz @Paddz19]

Bet hes got no fully functioning mates tho

[Stuart @punished_stu]

about the only thing I like about Dubai is the people who voluntarily choose to live it up in the slave labour dystopia occasionally get to experience the authoritarianism they were fine with up until it turned on them

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Boddingtons
Cream of Manchester
“By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

‘What’s the matter contactless boy, afraid you might spend something?’

[Nathan Williams @NathanWills96]

They owe Tom Aspinall a massive fucking apology. Had him sit out a whole year of his prime hyping up a fight that every single person knew wasn’t gonna happen, getting him to defend an interim belt while Jon was ducking at every opportunity holding up the division. Shit show

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Summer is here! Bosh❤️🇬🇧

[Bashy Mc @BashyMc1]

What a beautiful tribute ❤️ R.I.P.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Wrong.

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Amazing what football can be achieved without a woke set piece goth.