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@EpsilonTheory Bc no one trusts the news so some guy speaking calmly into a mic is more believable

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@1Freebandzzz @TheNBACentel @stephenasmith He absolutely did not say this

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@Panama6715 @CalebJHull @KateHydeNY @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety I mean, I’m not into crowds but if that’s your thing

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@Panama6715 @CalebJHull @KateHydeNY yeah, that’s all I want.

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@Chandler_Rome Should have stopped at 1.

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@osteoarch @JuddLegum I would love to report this tweet as making threats.

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@Adam_Abramson1 She currently has zero World Series rings. The Yankees on the other hand have 27 rings.

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@AbdulElSayed @DonaldJTrumpJr @JohnJamesMI @MIGOP @KidRock @JohnJamesMI just owned your ass

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@Mike_Anthony13 You are a bitch. That’s it, just a bitch.

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@EWErickson The age of SJW’s is my personal Hell.

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@big_john819 @KeuchelDBeard This made me miss Brownie

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@alysonfooter This did not age well

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@dpjennings @IAmMaryBenton Get it!

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@ShadowChurch63 I suspect he'll open the season in the rotation

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@brianmctaggart *Cue the “when’s Whitley being called up?” Tweet barrage to @brianmctaggart

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@brianmctaggart I smiled while reading this

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@atexaspickle Congrats!!!

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@benshapiro I could listen to that for a long while