Dexter Goad

Clearly inebriated. My battery is low and its getting dark.
Drunk Reactions:

[Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd]

I make reaction videos and (occasional) video essays on TV show and movie trends over here: https://t.co/qrwDGPNWWo

[Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd]

8p

[Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd]

Fuck this.

[Dexter Goad @ShadowDogProd]

You can confirm what he TOLD your ass.

[+ @_wegotthejaz]

god watching you steal welfare money

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Looks like I overestimated the American people.

This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history.

It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

2024 your
election pants
🤝
me wondering
how it's this tight

[Austine @theereal_one]

Doctor gonna sprinkle yo toes into the trash like salt bae

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

No weed, no abortions, yall boys living like 1866 down there

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up.

It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.

[Flame sorcerer. @HaStyleTweets]

The god who sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins? The one who looked out for the poor? Booooy GTFOH

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

[Chels is on Bluesky @ChelsIsRight]

If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.

[SpaceSquirrel @sssh_squirrel]

Please put me on hold so long that it’s a surprise who I’m calling.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Melania look like me at a professional event pretending the edible don’t have me FLOATING.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

1. Is there any evidence this is actually happening?

2. Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that the entire MAGA movement is terrified of women?

[TheBlackGuyWhoTips @TBGWT]

I heard podcasts are great way to pass the time standing in line.

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Not having a child in my 20s might be the best decision I ever made in my life

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote.

Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too?

Everyone laughed, great moment.