The Shadow Man

On a righteous mission to end Blart the Immortal One.

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Tomorrow, Blart! Tomorrow! #TheShadowManCometh #DeathBlart #PaulBlart #PaulBlartMallCop2 @DeathBlart @McElroyFamily

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

The day of Thanksgiving approaches, and I have once again awakened from my slumber to do battle with the one called Blart.

#TheShadowManCometh #PaulBlartMallCop2 #DeathBlart @DeathBlart @McElroyFamily

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Blart you have escaped my clutches once again, but we both know this isn’t over! Next year, Blart! Next year! #TheShadowManCometh

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

#TheShadowManCometh #DeathBlart

[TilDeath Do Us Blart @DeathBlart]

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so we face the grim task of experiencing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, mistakes were made.

#DeathBlart

https://t.co/wkojRhFV6k

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

It me.

[apricatt art @apricatt_art]

“Ode to the Shadowman (2020, colorized)”
I’ve been enjoying Til Death Do Us Blart for years so it’s time I made my artistic contribution in honor of those who do this dumb and wonderful podcast
#DeathBlart #TilDeathDoUsBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@apricatt_art @guy_mont @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy @Tim_Batt @DeathBlart I look pretty damn good in this.

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Smell that, Blart? That is the scent of destiny approaching. Either that or overripe bananas. The time has come. #DeathBlart #TheShadowManCometh @DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Tomorrow, Blart. You and me. Mano y shadowmano. #DeathBlart #TheShadowManCometh @DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@RylandFromTV @DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@RylandFromTV @DeathBlart Robocop isn’t real. But, the Shadow Man is.

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@TheVoidAndMore @DeathBlart It me.

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@DeathBlart #TheShadowManCometh #DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

I’m coming for you, Blart! #TheShadowManCometh #DeathBlart

[TilDeath Do Us Blart @DeathBlart]

Episode 5 is almost here.

Are you ready?

#DeathBlart

https://t.co/yMWiyvuiwZ

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Our annual appointment is nearing, Blart. #TheShadowmanCometh @DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@travismcelroy #TheShadowManCometh

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@Tim_Batt #TheShadowManCometh

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

#TheShadowManCometh #DeathBlart @DeathBlart

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I don’t want to WATCH Paul Blart mall cop 2 I DONT WANNA

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

Until next year, O Blart, Immortal Bane of my existence. #DeathBlart #TheShadowManCometh @DeathBlart

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@wallabi I have found my true nemesis! #DeathBlart #TheShadowManCometh

[The Shadow Man @ShadowManBlart]

@JodieKate Oh the horror!