Aaron

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@OxConjuror @footballontnt Because it was everybody's debut Premier League season that season, obviously?

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@PittsburghPrice @nolantenct "meritious" isn't even a word

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@ScouseNorbert @WhiteFunk89 @KillaKreww You were talking about I Swear, which is not a documentary. And John Davidson didn't win an award. The actor who played him did. Educate yourself.

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

[me, quietly to myself, at all hours of the day]

🎶 Like a sailor in a big green boat 🎶
🎶 Like a sailor in a big green coat 🎶

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@BibleBaggins46 Coke Zero has caffeine

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@EF19Footy_ So it's laughable but not funny?

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@BGarcN2 "adaptating", Jesus Christ

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@PlayGOALS How is it decided which stats get upgraded and by how much?

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@__Beav Not a chance

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@MiamiMarcosJim @ShakeZoula @SeanFennessey That's not the part I called him weird for though, is it, RobMan?

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@ShakeZoula @SeanFennessey You're so so weird

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Diogo ❤️

[Beav @__Beav]

feel daft being so upset for someone I never met, but these guys become a part of our lives, all in this big extended Liverpool family. he was one of us. Diogo gave us all incredible memories, seemed a genuine, wonderful man and will be loved, missed and remembered forever. RIP

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

😉

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@charlieedjohn @_JamesMaybe_ @MissSassbox Hate to break it to you

[Aaron @Shadowplayer93]

@beth_lindop Van Dijk

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Elon, we asked you to confirm paternity through a test before our child (who you named) was even born. You refused.

And you weren’t sending *me* money, you were sending support for your child that you thought was necessary… until you withdrew most of it to maintain control and punish me for “disobedience.” But you’re really only punishing your son.

It’s ironic that your last effort in court was to try to gag me while you use a social media channel you literally own to distribute derogatory messages about me and our child to the entire world. It’s all about control with you, and everyone can see it.

America needs you to grow up, you petulant man-child.