Shadrack Obare

simplicity is the ultimate sophistication #chemist #chelsea fun#🇯🇲🇯🇲🇰🇪🇰🇪

[Shadrack Obare @ShadrackObare]

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between the clubs, fee up to £130m.

#MCFC s…

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🇮🇹 Marco Palestra: “I’m happy to join Chelsea. I’m so happy for this new chapter”.

Medical booked tomorrow. 🩺

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Marco Palestra will undergo medical in London on Friday as new Chelsea player.

Travelling to England to seal move from Atalanta as Palestra will sign contract until June 2032 plus option until 2033.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[Eric @amerix]

Discolouration of the lips with no common cause like alcoholism/smoking may be due to:

- Vitiligo

- Eczema

- Psoriasis

All these are due to the immune system turning hostile against the cells of the skin.

Solution: Vit D, Vit E, Omega 3 & fixing the gut.

#FoodFriday

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea are finalising details of Marco Palestra deal as the agreement with Atalanta has been reached last night.

Player side being sorted with initial green light and new RWB to come for Xabi Alonso.

🎥 https://t.co/KoCXrxGJNh

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea are pushing to seal Marco Palestra deal already this week as Inter will NOT match #CFC proposal.

Deal depends on final approval from the player and his camp, then can get done with Atalanta for fee over €50m.

Offer to player and Atalanta, higher than Inter’s one.

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

2026 World Cup prediction 🇦🇷

Group Stage
🇦🇷 3-0 🇩🇿
🇦🇷 2-0 🇦🇹
🇦🇷 4-0 🇯🇴

Round of 32
🇦🇷 2-0 🇺🇾

Round of 16
🇦🇷 3-0 🇮🇷

Quarterfinal
🇦🇷 2-1 🇵🇹

Semifinal
🇦🇷 2-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Final
🇦🇷 2-1 🇪🇸

🏆 Player of the Tournament: Lionel Messi
🥇 Top Scorer: Lionel Messi
🎯 Top Assister: Lionel Messi

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Lionel Messi.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

BUYING W**D IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Story Za Tonnie: Away Fixture At The Bernabeu.

I think we all know that for clubs like Kairat Almaty and Pafos, playing in the champions league is a rare opportunity, lakini kuna season vitu zinaeza allign wajipate wanatravel to Madrid to take on the mighty Real in the Bernabeu. This is exactly what happened not so long ago tukajipata mi na boyz wangu fulani tunaenda away game Kilimani. So how did this happen?

Friday jioni tumechill na boyz, nothing much tunapiga tu mashots, he then receives a call. I could tell ni dem amecall because his energy immediately changed, jamaa alikua anasmile from ear to ear kama the joker, lazima alikua anapewa masweet nothings, but at the end of the call kuna story alikua anakataa. Man was like"...hapana, siezi make, labda kesho."

After the call ended, jamaa akanishow,"...huskii hawa wananishow niwapelekee mali kilimani ati ata nikitaka threesome nitapewa." Madem fulani wawili walikua wanadai omusala lakini hakuna vile boyz angemake that night because he had to go to work on Sato. So he instead offered to go on Sato after work.

Si tukaendelea kutremsha KC tulikua nayo but deep down najiuliza, yaani boyz anataka kuchukua hio opportunity solo apige brace badala anipee hiyo tap-in atoke na bao assist? Anyway, it wasn't my deal, so I didn't get involved.

So next day jioni nimechill, boyz akinikuta akanishow, "sijui vile tutapata huko but ukiweza kujitetea si ni sawa, vaa twende." My n¡gga, I never doubted him. Philosophy yetu hua kama ya PSG ya Enrique, hakuna superstar, we win as a team. Mi naye najiaminia ukinipea chance, tap-in siezi acha, so I took a quick shower and we left.

Sisi hao tunacruise along Thika road, kidogo tunaona madam fulani in another car waving at us frantically, so tukawakaribia. Madam akatushow bonnet yetu inafunguka tueke gari kando but boyz akamshow hio bonnet inakuanga tu hivo, haiwezi funguka. Hio Hilux zile vitu imepitia vitu za maajabu lakini. Anyway, turns out the lady was drunk as well, so she was a bit hyped, akatujazia pombe kwa tumbler, akatupatia kwa window na si tukaleft.

All this happened, from Kahawa to Githu. Kabla ata tuguse ile pombe, gari ikawasha engine light. Namna gani buana? Kwani ilikua ya maswara? Fixture ilikua inakaa ni kama tutacancel, but after kusimama Total hapo kando ya Safari park tukapata gari ni oil haina. Tukaeka oil, engine light ikazima, and we were back on the road.

We made another stop at Garden City, tukanunua John Barr na ile pombe tuliekewa kwa tumbler tukapatia soldier fulani hapo. No more stops, location tushapiniwa, imebaki sisi kufika.

We got there at around 9:30, this is when things started getting hot. Kumbe ile maskan tunaenda iko na multiple layers of security buana, kuna mpaka manjege kadhaa ndani ya residence. I was trying to gather my composure but nashangaa tukishikwa tunaingiza contrabands kwa maeneo kama hii itakuaje? Anyway, soldier fulani alikua friendly alituhandle fiti, tukamuachia rwabe, tukaingia.

It took us a good 10 minutes to find our way into that place. Parking iko 4th floor, tunapanda na ramp, saa hio Hilux iko na shida ya turbo so tumejaza ile place na moshi buana, mi na boyz tunaisha tu. Like, hao madem walijipataje na keja place ka hio?

Anyway, within a few minutes tukafika parking. First thing we noticed, the cars bro. Kulikua na G-Wagon ya some purple shade, kando yake a Maybach S-class, a number Range Rovers, as in ile place ni ya watu wako na pesa, sio kichele, pesa. It was an orange Mustang though that really caught our attention, kuharibu ilikua na flat Tyre, na ilikua inakaa it had been there for a while, yaani mtu amelalisha gari kama hio na hana pressure?

We were in owe, vile unaonanga away team pale Bernabeu wakichukua photos before the game. We were clearly out of of depth, but mwanaume ni kurise to the occasion man. Kidogo one of the ladies akatoka kwa lift, I knew her. Mzoefu fulani but still in her prime kama Modric. Amevaa visexy, but still very classy. (... Check next post)

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

MENTAL WELLNESS

"I want to marry a working-class woman so that we can help each other."

You are a fool.

WAKE UP and slap yourself.

Guard your mental frame.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid have not made any formal or informal approach to Chelsea for Enzo so far.

He’s on club shortlist for 5 midfielders being considered — but exits needed before; and nothing advanced/no fast deal ongoing.

🎥➕ https://t.co/MHUgyaWZnC

[Eric @amerix]

CORTISOL is the master hormone.

When it is chronically elevated:

• Thyroid function drops.

• Testosterone production stalls.

• Sexual intimacy drops.

• Belly fat accumulates.

• Muscle mass falls.

• Sleep quality deteriorates.

• Gut lining becomes permeable.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The ball is never out of reach for Joao Pedro ✨

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Why is so hard for our Government to build a new international airport as Ethiopia & Rwanda have done in an above-board deal? Why do we like to use people with criminal pasts? Is it so hard to undertake a multi-billion project with open transparency? How can we use a Contractor from Zimbabwe of all places? JKIA deserves our respect & patriotism.

The Bible says the Truth loves Light! Evil loves Darkness!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Cucurella deal is signed and sealed after surprising exclusive story earlier today.

Real Madrid to pay €55m fixed fee plus €5m add-ons as Chelsea allowed medical tests.

Cucurella, new Real Madrid player. 🇪🇸

Here we go, confirmed. ✅🇪🇸

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸