Mrs. Leseberg

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

I need you to know that someone named Linda Skeens swept almost every category at the Virginia Kentucky District Fair and people on Facebook are losing it

[Pamela Colloff @pamelacolloff]

I once watched a colleague (who had just returned to work after maternity leave) highlight every email in her inbox and press delete. When she saw the look on my face, she shrugged and said, "If they really need to talk to me, they'll find me." I think of her nearly every day.

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

when my kitties flaunt their b-holes in the air I push their tail down and say “subscribers only!!!”

[Amy the Amazonian ☕ 💕 🤖 @coL_Amazonian]

Law and Order: Boston

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

The symbol for women's bathrooms of a woman in a skirt is outdated and must be replaced by a stick figure of a person listening to a true crime podcast.

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of Elf is when that guy who works in the mailroom says he’s 26

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

Pandemic or not can we continue wearing masks in Ulta/Sephora? That way only half my face can be judged for my skincre routine and makeup abilities 😅

[Jorge Masvidal @GamebredFighter]

I’ve known @DustinPoirier since his first or second fight in the ufc and so happy for him to be now one of the best fighters in the world #ufc257

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

unbothered, moisturized, in my lane, focused, flourishing

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

@leylaniorozco This is acceptable through Sunday.

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

Low key wish @GreysABC had a hospital social worker on the show.

[Skubie Mageza @SkubieMageza]

I’ve never seen a dog be soo upset for being snitched on 😂

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

Women complimenting women is a beautiful thing.

For a while now Ive been wanting to get a lash growth serum.....WELL. Last week a coworker I barely know complimented my eye lashes and I still think about it when I put mascara on. 🖤

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

We pretend cats are jerks when really they’re just good at putting up boundaries.

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

One reason that @Twitter > @instagram...twitter lets you leave mid scroll and will hold your place.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[William Yu 유규호 @its_willyu]

“We came out here in t-shirts, they started gassing us. We came back with respirators, they started shooting us. We came back with vests, they started aiming for the head... And now they call us terrorists. Who’s escalating this? It’s not us.” @MacSmiff https://t.co/quc0qwfncg

[Mrs. Leseberg @ShaeSunwold]

Okay but this is brilliant