Shae

Just a working girl here in #FakeWesteros. Not affiliated with Sibel Kekilli, HBO, GRRM, or Game of Thrones. May contain spoilers. Or lions...

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@TheLadySansa *just smiles a secret little smile to herself*

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@GameOfThrones Valar dohaeris.

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@GameOfRos I'd give a cup to a street urchin or a servant #notme before I drank it, if I were you.

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@NiceQueenCersei No, I fear I've never had the honor of meeting my lord Hand. #justotherparts

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@GameOfRos More like three bottles of Dornish red, three of Arbor gold, and a really big flagon of mead. #drunkenqueen

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@NiceQueenCersei Would Your Grace care to introduce me to your brother? He's not half bad looking for a halfman... >.>

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*curtsies #reallybadly to @NiceQueenCersei*

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If they mess with you / I will cut their faces off / Tougher on TV #AGameOfHaiku

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Westeros has no great tradition of courtesans, but @Braavos_Pearl, can I be like you when I grow up? #MyIdol

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I thanked the gods when I woke this morning for putting me in the hands of @LordTyrionImp, but then I remembered his present to his nephew.

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@Tyrion_Halfman ....! #weeping #greatbiglizardliontears

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@Tyrion_Halfman So that's why I've been waking with feathers in my mouth! And here I thought I was becoming a warg. #yaystorylinechanges

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@bluebright_laur Seven hells, I didn't think there was anything @Tyrion_Halfman couldn't afford! *is impressed*

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@bluebright_laur ...! Now that takes flexibility. How much do you charge for that? #pricewar

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@Lady_Sansa *nods* *carefully doesn't mention what she's heard @THE_JOFF_ call you*

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@Lady_Sansa I thank you for *coughs* not mentioning that, m'lady. It's just that you eat like a bird...and I've seldom seen such fine food.

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@Lady_Sansa You're very particular, my lady. #forahostage And most of my experience lies in other fields. I do my best...

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@Margaery_Tyrell Careful what you wish for, m'lady. After all, we saw @LysaArryn's too. #eww @MelRedPriestess @GameOfRos @NiceQueenCersei

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@Lady_Sansa How may I serve this morning? #clueless

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@LadyLollys No, m'lady, this was @Tyrion_Halfman's doing. But he did screw Ros once... *blames her by association* #ikr! #sosad @Lady_Sansa