Little Dick Adam Schafter

Expert Insider for the Little Dick League

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

@EASPORTS HOW DARE YOU TAKE MADDEN 19 AWAY FROM US! IT’S THE ONLY REASON I HAVE TO LIVE! MY BODY AND MIND ARE FUELED BY LDL CONTENT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THE SERVERS GO DARK! MY LIFE WILL GO DARK BECAUSE OF YOU!

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

The San Antonio Express have agreed to trade a certain player 👀

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Rumor has it Tarquin Gibs is being shopped around to other teams in the league

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

This is the year of Hawaii, with 5 players projected to be first round picks by year’s end, they are one of the most talented teams in the nation.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Rumor has it Fisher Fihok loves cocaine and hookers.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Barring injury, Jack Frost is a near lock to be a top 10 pick if he decides to declare early. A 6’10” TE who will probably run somewhere around a 4.6 second 40? Sign me up. I bet that dude has a huge one down there

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Ty Hammerschlagen was a 5 star high school RB who tore his ACL his senior year. He only played half a season of college football due to two more torn ACLs. He’s trying to rehab for the LDL Draft but is the explosiveness we all saw a few years ago still there?

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Roman Neal was a homeless kid up until 10 years old when he was adopted by a rich white family. Now he’s a star LT in the big ten. Wow what a feel good story. Hope he gets drafted.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Gunslinger Heartstock was a Montana farm boy whos 6'6" and grew up chucking footballs and flippin tires on the land to get stronger. Dedicated his life to make it as a QB in the LDL to make it out of Bumblefuck, Montana and go party in a huge city.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Hands Jimenez out of San Diego State is looking like he will be the first WR taken off the board this year. He has been a dominate force for the past two years, and barring injury, everyone expects him to declare after his junior season.

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Following in his older brother’s footsteps, Grand Valley State’s Buddha Pope has found himself being drafted in the latest mock.

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Ohio State RB Bulldozer Baker is one of the most hard hitting players in the country. At 6’3” and 236lbs, he is an absolute load to try to tackle.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

The Celtic Tigers are dealing former first overall pick Chase Hensen, Antonio Brown, and a 6th round pick to the San Antonio Express in exchange for two 1st round picks, 2 second round picks, and Rainey Henderson.

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🚨 🚨 Blockbuster trade alert

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Frustration with Celtic Tiger management has been growing for years now. Rumors of a big trade are currently circulating. We might see a deal announced by the end of the day.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

🚨 we have a 3-way trade

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The Raiders have agreed to trade the 4th overall pick

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

The San Antonio Express are trading up yet again to position themselves in front of all users, hoping to secure a top talent in the draft. They have sent pick 23, a 5th round pick, and RG Noah Herrell to the Rams in exchange for pick 14.

[Little Dick Adam Schafter @ShafterLDL]

Another deadline deal has been agreed to, this one between the Browns and Eagles

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🚨 🚨 QB on the move 👀