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Human / ENTJ

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Iranian FM Abbas Araghchi has told foreign ambassadors and senior diplomats in Tehran that the memorandum of understanding will officially start on Friday.

🔴More on https://t.co/5H0QqpfIYw

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

The Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding has never been closer. Pending its finalization, the media should refrain from entering speculation about its content.

In line with our responsible and transparent approach, all details will be shared with the public in due course.

[Hathu ✈️ @aisherth]

Dear MDP,

- Vote for the future; not the past

- Vote for values; not for a person

- Vote for democracy; not a cult

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian state media confirms deal with the US and says it includes lifting sanctions, withdrawing US military from around Iran, and ending the naval blockade.

[Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 @HanShawnity]

"The Iranians are signing a deal any minute now" - Trump in 2039.

[Maiz @maiznotes]

@HKeerithi Appreciate the concern about my waistline. Maybe we can trade tips, I’ll work on my diet if you work on finding a haircut that doesn’t look like it lost a fight with a power socket. 🫣

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Shiff Shareef (Gutter President) @ShiffShareef]

Shamaan got 25 years, for 100k apparently, with no evidence? 🥴

@MMuizzu that’s peanuts compared to what you have stolen from dhivehi rayyathun.

Why do you and Appathurey hate Shamaan so much? You yourselves are thieves and we all know that

[Shoikolatte @Shoimon]

varah dhuvahu ehcheh nubune hureveytho balaifin.. dhen kerenya ma huhttuvabala..
kommes kameh dhimaaviyas fahathahkah nujeheynen emme sukoothakahves!!

[Mariyam Zubair @MandhyZubair]

Thithanah dhiyaee thiya office in gulhaigen Mandhoobu faasthah balaa. Faas thakuga dhaairaa eh neh jahaafa. Faasthah hamatho check kureveyne gotheh netheema faasthah check kuran system akah vannan thiya office in hudhdha dheegen faasthah check koffa genaee. Dhogu fathuran ulheyne kamey neh. Thiya office ga hurihaa staffun kurimatheega hingi kameh.

Raees Nasheed akee laadheenee meeheh kamah fathuran dhogu hadhaa CD nerunu Waddey akee eyraku aburu kathilan beynunvaa meehakaa dheytherey dhogu fethurun evves hadhdheh nethi fathuraane gotheh fotheh ney meehehkan emmenah varah saafuvaane

[Mohamed Shamaan Waheed @ShamaanW]

ދިވެހިރާއްޖޭގެ މައި ދޮރޮއަށި. (ބޯޑަރ ކޮންޓްރޯލް ސިސްޓަމް) މިނިސްޓަރ އިހުސާން ބޭނުންވާ ވަކި ބަޔަކަށް ވަނީ ވިއްކާލާފަ. މިކަން ހުއްޓުވުމަށް މަސައްކަތް ކުރުމުން އަދި އެކަމާ ދެކޮޅު ހެދުމުގެ ސަބަބުން އެކި ފަހަރު މަތިން އަޅުގަނޑަށް ސީދާ ރައީސް މުއިއްޒު ގުޅި. އެމައްސަލައިގައި އެންމެ ފަހުން އަޅުގަނޑަށް ގުޅިދުވަހު ’މިކަން އިތުރު ގޮތަކަށް ބަދަލެއް ނުވާނެ’ ކަމަށް ބުނެ ކޯފާ އިސްކުރައްވާ އަޅުގަނޑަށް އިންޒާރު ދެއްވި. ބޯޑަރ ކޮންޓްރޯލް ސިސްޓަމް ވިއްކާލުމަކީ މިނިސްޓަރ އިހުސާން އަދި އެޓަރނީ ޖެނެރަލް އުޝާމް އިސްވެތިބެ ހިންގާ ބޮޑު ޖަރީމާއެއް. މިކަމާއި ގުޅޭ ހެކި، ފުލުހުން އަތުގައި އަދިވެސް އޮތް އަޅުގަނޑުގެ ފޯންގައި ހުންނާނެ. މި މަސައްކަތް ސިއްރިއްޔާތުގައި ދަނީ ހިނގަމުން.

[Ibrahim Sasaki @ibrahimsasaki]

Resorting to character attacks and giving derogatory nicknames is a smear tactic used by the Nasheed clan to manipulate public perception and attach negative associations to their opponents.

And it’s usually the gullible who buy into that narrative and internalize that framing.

[Ayn 🇲🇻🇵🇸 @AynFazeel]

Officially putting this out here! I'm establishing a Youth Accountability Branch (Gofi) within MDP, for members aged 18–35.
Here's why and what it's about 🧵

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[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Trump says we are close to a deal with Iran

the jokes write themselves

[Dr.Boi naseeru @KRadhun]

Effective vyma abdul gafoor he agu vahtaalan anni gen gulhey kulee sifain lahvaa vagah gohvuvy anni ge failure mathi jahan. @lucasjalyl @ibrahimlatheef @waddey_ @Imthiyazfahmy aky kulee sifainge 4 thamalhainn

[Ibrahim Sasaki @ibrahimsasaki]

Kudos to MDP Interim Chairperson @mpgapo for his role in steering the party’s campaign machinery, culminating in another big win for the party under his leadership. You’re our lucky charm Gapo. 👏🏼

[Fishie 🕷️ @WhoIsFishie]

Now it's dropped all the way to 0

[Nisa Latheef @NisaLatheef]

Are we moving backwards? now I can't buy anything online which was something i could do 20 years ago.

[sha @Msharig]

Flight in faibaa iru Kureega nuhurevun kahala beykaaru kan kamaa kada nuvaa chairperson ei v ma kanne.

[isco🎈❓ @iskura_]

now that majlis has approved adhd stimulants to be allowed in Maldives, who do I need to talk to make sure vyvanse is one of the meds that’s brought here. 😭