Christian Hake

University of Missouri Alumni | Accounting

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Who is that stealing the Gatorade in the back? https://t.co/6CI5W7xGsr

[Tom Rackers @tjrackers]

Helias names Alan Lepper as new head girls basketball coach.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@MattWidhalm

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Because I tweet once a year. This is my 2021 tweet. See everyone in 2022.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

How have some of you been on Twitter since 2011 and only have 196 followers

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Is it appropriate to wish your bookie a Merry Christmas?

[All Pro Tour @AllProTourGolf]

Matt Echelmeier comes out on top as our Houma Classic Champion after winning in a four way playoff! ⛳️🏆

[MIZisBACK @MOSptz]

If we cherry picking random stats like this I’m right there with these guys in age, flag football TD’s, favorite cereal, hairs on the left leg, and prolly got them beat on head size and slow pitch softball HR’s.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Worth a quick click through.

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

What's your favorite random sports stat that blows your mind every time you see it?

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Covid is affecting us all in different ways. Even NFL superstars are having to pick up part time jobs to make ends meet.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

This is for anyone having problems with delta flights just @ me and we will get it squared away

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

If you put Elon in a 6x8 prison cell with just a pen and sheet of paper, he’s gonna walk out of there with a 100 day plan to put us on Mars

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

Elon is playing monopoly and we are all playing checkers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla stock price is too high imo

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

I hate when I open my refrigerator and see nothing to eat, only stacks on stacks of $100 bills.

[The Penny Hoarder @thepennyhoarder]

Most millionaires have already figured this out, but for some reason most of us refuse to do it...

[Mark Mangino @KeepSawinWood]

🤷🏻

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@jack_schimpf “Okay, but my podcast isn’t like the rest. I put a new spin on the subject and keep it new with every episode. I’m sure if I stick with it, I will be the next up and coming podcaster” - Every Podcaster

[United Football League @TheUFL]

https://t.co/MXrjtLN38c

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@MattWidhalm @michaelbuxton27

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

I don’t tweet much but when I see the opportunity to beat kansas, I will partake. #BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolHarpos

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@jack_schimpf @CoachDrinkwitz That gave me chills. Now I’m watching the full game.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@jack_schimpf Amen brother! My local McDonalds is about to experience exponential growth.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

@MattWidhalm @jack_schimpf @johnny_rhea Thank God this is essential travel. After being locked in a studio apartment for a month, this trip is essential for my sanity.

[Christian Hake @ShakeNBakeHake]

When Peter’s mom sees Madison #bachelor

[Matt Widhalm @MattWidhalm]

The markets might be down, but Hannah Ann’s stock is soaring! 📈 #TheBachelorFinale