Jake Carter

Currently, sippin’ on a craft beer. Human disaster. Me gusta la canela.

[Jake Carter @ShakeNJake77]

I'm perpetually in a state of needing to be horizontal

[Jake Carter @ShakeNJake77]

@snowbikemike @JDNeal_ @KindaFunnyKevin Congrats, man!!

[Jake Carter @ShakeNJake77]

I want to know why all Ubers have cherry scents to them

[Jake Carter @ShakeNJake77]

Now wait just a damn minute

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

The fact that a random couple ran into Keanu Reeves in a hotel lobby, invited him to their wedding, and he put on a suit and joined is proof he really is The One.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

The Orange & Green Line shutdowns are deepening transit injustice & harming communities who rely on public transportation the most.

We're still fighting to make the T fare-free during these shutdowns, but here are some resources that can help in the meantime 🧵

[Jake Carter @ShakeNJake77]

Charlie Baker really said “let’s wait to start this the first day Jake gets back from vacation” 🙃

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Governor Baker said on Wednesday that the entire Orange Line will shut down from the night of August 19 through Sept. 18 to allow for critical repairs to the system. https://t.co/c399QyPstR

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Listen y'all, we have no idea what the new Nerf mascot is capable of. If you see it you must immediately try to kill it. It may plead for its life but you have to finish the job. Better safe than sorry and whatnot.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

My oil painting of a passenger side window

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

do you accept his quest

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the most underrated actor of our generation methinks

[poorly drawn pets @PetsDrawn]

COMMISSION OPEN !!!

He protected 😷

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Oh so making it shitty

[dieDoktor @dieDoktor]

Happy easter

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, waiting for the warm weather we were promised.