km

u can't catch flies with honey but u can catch a lot of honeys bein fly.🍯

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

What are you thankful for this year and why is it aging out of Thanksgiving eve fomo

[km @ShakeThatKass]

put on Botched and christian recognized Paul Nassif as Adrienne Maloof’s ex husband…that’s a win in my book #RHOBH

[km @ShakeThatKass]

actual footage of my consoling my
mom while she’s dealing with kidney stones

[tell that mick he just made my lyss @lysstory]

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[km @ShakeThatKass]

a list of my favorite bridges:

• Golden Gate
• Ben Franklin
• IM DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR SAID IM FINE BUT IT WASNT TRUE I DONT WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU

[km @ShakeThatKass]

everyone talks about the good deals at costco but no one told me about how it’s infested with nasty middle aged women

[km @ShakeThatKass]

our dogs are terrified of balloons, the vacuum, our automatic trash can, the noise when we fill their food bowls, etc. but fireworks…not a flinch

[km @ShakeThatKass]

currently

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me at the 4th of July party thinking about Kyle & Mauricio separating

[grillpill @grillpill_]

the grimace shake has taken the great lakes

[km @ShakeThatKass]

“Coco Chanel…isn’t that Ice-T’s wife”-Christian

[km @ShakeThatKass]

plz tell me i’m not the only one who thought Kendra Scott was a playboy bunny turned jeweler

[km @ShakeThatKass]

@IcedPumpknLatte NOO ❌❌❌

[km @ShakeThatKass]

what it’s like to be married to me

[km @ShakeThatKass]

i wish i was an adult who cared about the way towels are folded

[km @ShakeThatKass]

“yo this song is kinda seductive. like she wants to bang santa” - cgav

[km @ShakeThatKass]

is anyone else on miami boys choir tik tok or just me?

[km @ShakeThatKass]

am i straight up stupid or did anyone else wholeheartedly believe the new mario movie was going to be live action and not animated??

[km @ShakeThatKass]

my brother thought the lyrics to Get Low were “3 6 9 champagne wine”…………..