Desi Shakespeare

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@bainjal Toh yeh kisne kaha tha ki tum khud haye bhasmasur ban jay..bhey baingan didi...

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@Nidhi @DevnaDwivedi @CBhattacharji @vandanacd @kohli_navneet @ShitijKGupta @RajRupen @Suparna_Singh @soniandtv @ravishndtv @PrannoyRoyNDTV @SunilKSaini01 Batao madam, aapko Harvard nahi jaana hota toh aap bhi hoti frame main. Koi nahi.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@HasibaAmin @GauravPandhi Lage haath desh se bhi maafi maang lo. Please.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@PadmajaJoshi response is my response in every office meeting. You are savage raise to the power 10000 @PadmajaJoshi

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

Lol, how dare @PadmajaJoshi insult @tehseenp like this? Does she NOT know he is an expert on everything from coronavirus to kabaddi, but knows nothing about anything?

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@JhaSanjay Explains you being in #Congress thus. @JhaSanjay

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@chandrarsrikant @rahulroushan Obscure, guess NRI doesn’t know his English well. Navreh is one of the most palpable symbol of Kashmiri pandits��� rituals.. It’s another story that Kashmiri pandits themselves have become obscure. @AdityaRajKaul

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@Nidhi : haven’t you guys always told us..if you don’t like a book, don’t read it. If you don’t like a movie, boycott it by not watching it. Thus, if you don’t like NAMO channel, don’t see it. Why this hubris on Twitter @theskindoctor13 @ShefVaidya @AsYouNotWish

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@ShefVaidya also because mba would mean strengthening idea of India so that jobs and security are aplenty. Why graduate in 2 years working your rear off when you can sit on it for decades

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

I think the ageing freeloaders of #JNU are opposing the MBA course coz they are afraid that MBA students will graduate in 2 years while these guys squat for decades in hostels doing ‘research’ on ‘feministic connotation of the ritual dance of the Wakawaka tribe of Burkinafasso’.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@JhaSanjay hawa jo chali hain .. woh aandhee banegi..log keh rehe hain fir se #Modisarkar banegi #Modi2019Wave @narendramodi @theskindoctor13

[Sanjay Jha @JhaSanjay]

Dil Me Ik Lahar Si Uthi hai abhi
Koi taza hawa chali hai abhi

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

I swear this happened...auto guy got talking about general elections and was heaps for @narendramodi. I said I like him too. Cut to my destination... the guy refused to take fare. Upon much insistence he took a discounted fare. Just clear to me, @narendramodi is retaining office.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@MirAijaz89 Ah, this transports me back to Anantnag some 30 years back. A Kashmiri chap is most spoiled by parents who are most giving.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@JhaSanjay Dear Women....Congress thinks you all are Drama Queens #InternationalWomansDay #happywomenday @JhaSanjay @INCIndia

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@KabirTaneja Not to mention... fellas scrambling to google ‘scrambled’.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@bainjal If it were not for this aunty @bainjal - I myself may not consider BJP but seeing her toxic fangs for all things BJP, I am like ... vote for BJP. Matlab madam kaha se barati hu itna zehar..

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@MehboobaMufti You humiliated us, raped our women, killed our families, drove us away from our motherland of 1000s of years. Yet we have love for you, for Kashmir, for kashmiris and above all for India.

Regards
Kashmiri (Pandit)

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@BDUTT ... for all you know, these Kashmiri gents are in Lucknow as they chose dry fruits over stones, India over Pakistan, livelihood over hooliganism. For you must know - I am Kashmiri, should you know, a pandit and thus it pains me.

[barkha dutt @BDUTT]

The mob is US. And anyone who justifies the assault on this Kashmiri Street vendor is the real anti national. Shame.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@OmarAbdullah : sir papa ko party se bahar mat karna, varna poor Omar na ho jaaye 🙈😉😳😔

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

Poor Akhilesh!

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@rohini_sgh Answer: What happened to ‘Kashmiri Pandits’... need more? @ShefVaidya

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

Met a BJP functionary who, among other things, spoke about his fear of Hindus becoming minorities in India. “What is it that you do to minorities that you fear becoming one yourself?”, I asked him. No answer.

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@ShekharGupta @ShefVaidya waiting to see if editors guild stand for it and for once hold an emergency meet and condemn but then Lutyens’ media hardly surprises me anymore

[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

शर्मनाक। @ArvindKejriwal जी, आपके नेता एक महिला पत्रकार को धंधे पर बैठ जाने के लिए कह रहे हैं।क्या यही सब सुनना रह गया है अब? अगर किसी चैनल से दिक्कत है तो उसको मत दीजिए इंटरव्यू या फोनो, लेकिन इस तरह एक महिला को धंधे पर बैठने की सलाह पार्टी का चाल-चरित्र दिखाता है।कार्रवाई होगी?

[Desi Shakespeare @ShakespeareDesi]

@agentgreenglass https://t.co/OH10lfTC1O