John Smithson

Professional Whistler • Smedium Enthusiast • University of Miami Alum

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@MLB raph

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@PhilKiel what do you use to build these dashboards? they’re unreal

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@brenden_delarua this is a wild worlds colliding collab

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@CollegeFBPortal @oregonfootball @BarstoolDucks

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death. taxes. my train home getting to its destination 30 minutes later than it’s scheduled to.

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@stoolpresidente is this a backdraft reference??

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if this is the same tape they use on iceberg lettuce, that thing ain’t going nowhere.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

A passenger on Spirit Airlines catches the company duct taping their plane together

“Just give me my money back”

I believe this is actually ‘speed tape,’ a temporary fix for aircrafts for non critical fixes

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@nickysmokess 201 (first area code) followed by the 305

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@RizKing4L @b_dizzle97 @shoveitjack +1 for doc 🐐

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CUE FREEBIRD ROUND 2!! 🇺🇸🦅 #USAHockey

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WOOOOO!! CUE FREEBIRD 🇺🇸 🦅 #USAHockey

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@mikefutia @thedanielokon meta

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@FightOnFederico @AriWasserman i mean i do so i wouldn’t say nooobody

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@zou_yunhan @StephenM_Smith @bourbonguylv considering louisville is ranked i would say no, you’re not right.

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@Miss_Met got em right where we want em

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@Buccigross tap tap taparoo

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no saquon my parlay!!

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@Romancane no look pass there ro? looked like it on replay

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@davejusttweeted 😬