Shala Paloozzi

Real, not processed and fake.

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@jk_rowling are Muggles just another name for cannabis smokers?

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes And zero help from you

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@goodreads Scientology is evil

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Are you fucking kidding me?

So basically, if a low-income school is struggling because it can't afford to hire good teachers, Republicans' solution is don't let the kids have food?

That's the most nonsensical, depraved, cruel policy I've ever heard.

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

It’s weird how people are worried about turning 25, 30, 40, 50, etc. Growing old isn’t guaranteed, it’s almost a luxury. Even if you make it to old age, chances are someone you love won’t. Don’t bother yourself with something as stupid as your age.

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@mikesbadtweets

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Puerto Rico remains in bankruptcy

Bodies are backlogged at the morgue

911 calls take 1 to 3 minutes to be answered

There’s water rationing due to a drought

Healthcare is dilapidated; equipment is old

& @potus wants to divert unspent disaster money from PR for the wall

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@bellegenerico_ “God Bless President Trump.” Or “I hate tacos!” Either one you should alert the authorities.

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@jil_lulu 😂😂😂

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@jil_lulu Too many slivers

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Next time we have a gov shutdown, Congressional salaries should be furloughed as well.

It’s completely unacceptable that members of Congress can force a government shutdown on partisan lines & then have Congressional salaries exempt from that decision.

Have some integrity.

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

#TisTheSeasonTo be a complete asshole and 😡 at me for trying to save your damn life while you drive the wrong direction towards traffic 🚘

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@realDonaldTrump

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Albert Einstein was a refugee to the USA.

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

This will come as a shock to some, but when it’s snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It’s 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

Why do I always say “I’m short.” Like y’all haven’t figured that shit out already as I stare deep into your bellybuttons #shortgirlproblems

[Deborah K. Herman @deborahkherman]

#ZinaBash receives a text message and is immediately seen flashing the #WhitePower #DogWhistle signal. Did you know #ZinaBash reports to ant-immigration Trumper #StephenMiller #EnoughIsEnough #SCOTUS #KavanaughConfirmationHearing

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@realDonaldTrump You’re the fucking President and you can’t tell the damn truth. #callingthekettleblack

[Shala Paloozzi @Shalahaus]

@realDonaldTrump You? Yes!