CalCraftSean

CA Politico. Sonoma BOS District 3 Director. IPA snob. Hater of ignorance. Fmr CA Craft Brewers Government Affairs Manager. Tweets are entirely my own.

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@damintoell @BasedMikeLee Low blow, D.

Please think of Mike Lee’s 19 great-great grandmothers who were widowed by firing squad.

All John D Lee wanted in life was #20 and to pass the SAVE Act.

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@Thomassmit8706 @ZacharyDonnini lmfao, dawg.

Please explain how state-actors could “produce” a postmark exclusively applied by the *feds*. Be sure to include how these actors infiltrate the USPS central processing facilities to change the date and time the mail is scanned, logged and tracked by the feds.

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@GBC_Press GBC - I hatever the fuck that is - rn lol

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@BenjySarlin

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@NateSilver538 FWIW based on my ~2 decades working in politics: loudness is often the armchair measurement by which ideological rigor is assumed. Showbiz for ugly people.

Those rarified reps who actually legislate ideologically aren’t using their five minutes in committee for the vibes.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@damintoell I’d grade this as 94/100. It lacks the fine, subtle details.

For instance: not a single 🚨

A notable lack of tasteful, definitely hetero, AI images depicting unusually muscular versions of Admin figures.

What can I say? I’m a sti*kler…

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

“Championship Playoffs”

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

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[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@paulmitche11 @nithyavraman Yeah, ok, but what about San Recto? Coruscant? No data need is gonna tell me Spencer Pratt actually lost the River Lands and Winterfell…

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@damintoell @RobotDolphin3 @CarolsCloset @ByronDonalds Damn, dawg. One cannot simply digest Randy Fine. BD is now eating for the equivalent of 2.8 households.

CEO of Cracker Barrel is set to become the second trillionaire.

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@Amyisinthefiles @damintoell @RealJamesWoods Amy - show me on the autographed photo of @RealJamesWoods where your ex-husband was touching his… uh… friend when you found them.

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@ASFleischman Brown noser!

[CalCraftSean @ShammySmalls]

@chrisbrunet “toddler pounds fist on high chair while Fox News blares in the background”

I believe you’ve mistaken him for the President of the United States.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The right wing is generally experiencing a mass psychosis on multiple fronts

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time