Shampa-poo

greatest caucasian prophet ever born in ancient Mongolia

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What this guy says about me is mostly lies, but, yeah, maybe I did bring the plague to Europe while on vacation https://t.co/CP3Se7TnWM

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#1 rule to survive bad Khan: Never tell Khan that he is wrong. If he say water not wet, just agree. Is better to have dry water than head on stake. #HowToSurviveBadKhan #thusSpokeShampapoo

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Shampa-poo experience many bad khan: Chinggis (you call Ghenghis), Kublai, Chaka—though she have few good song too. Stalin probably worst. He kill many friend 🙁 But Shampa-poo gain many wisdom. Don’t worry America. Me here to help. Sorry English not so good. #inaugeration2025

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People on top of Mt Diablo wanna know #whoIsShampapoo Also what the hell is X? Shampa-never have prophecy about stupid name change.

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https://t.co/DPnQZxdZbC #WhoIsShampapoo

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@nytimes Shampa-poo very grateful to have traveling doctor. One time, had heartburn for 300 years. Then lady on reindeer come and give me tums. #feelingblessed 🙏 Another time Rusty stub his toe. Doctor not come that year #RIPrusty 🙁 https://t.co/zzktb9DwbZ

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Shampa-poo used to just worry if bugs in water when drink from stream. Now pipes carry water to ger, but gotta worry if pipes have tiny fiber that make big-time sick. Blah! Little bug not even get me sick or taste bad. #ProgressNoProgress
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If meaning is what you make, why not make all of it? #ThusSpokeShampapoo

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people south of the border wanna know #WhoIsShampapoo

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People in Iceland want to know #WhoIsShampapoo

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Happy Saint Stupid’s Day to Bishop Joey and all members of First Church Church of the Last Laugh #saintstupidsday #ststupidsdayparade #bishopjoey #firstchurchoflastlaugh #thusspokeShampapoo #WhoIsShampapoo

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It’s been said that Shampapoo-poo know some stuff. I know it not true, but I guess that is still a knowing. #descartesStillApussy

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8 billion of us now. And just 200 rulers who can’t get along. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #8billionpeople

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@BeatTheCult Shampa-poo never die. Always a deathsmaid ☹️

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She so hot, but also Shampa-poo have spirit boner for her. Too bad they gotta ruin air with mountain dust. #ThusSpokeShampapoo https://t.co/ZnIsGfroXP

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People in Rome wanna know #WhoIsShampapoo #romeitaly

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people who like to visit old palace of French king want to know #WhoIsShampapoo #Versailles

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People who like bookstore in Paris named after English man who can’t even write his own plays want to know #WhoIsShampapoo #shakespeareandco

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People who like old building where men used to fight when Shampa-poo was young boy wanna know #WhoIsShampapoo

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people who like man who paint blurry mountain want to know #WhoIsShampapoo

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Will eternity even know I was here? Not at this rate. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #WhoIsShampapoo