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Man think too much about man. Even mushroom more important. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
There is stuff. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
In futuretime, shiny fleshless ones do many boring job. Human not get free coin though, so everybody become beggar, except guy who build robot. #ElonMusk #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Since beginning, man always wonder: am I any good? Everything he do just to prove it. Answer is No. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Just because you see better life on tiny fire rectangle does not mean you shouldn’t enjoy the one you have. Also they probably liars. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #FOMO
Don’t let your life squander YOU! #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Many people complain they not as young as used to be. Have less hair, saggy belly, and bad back... Blah! Shampa-poo alive over 2000 years. Trust me: Not old until dirt cover tip of nose. Everybody beautiful until worm poop. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Lie sometimes truth and truth sometimes lie. Depend on who you like and who big-time butthole #ThusSpokeShampapoo #impeach
When the Khan dies, part of us misses the way he punished us. We are not used to joy and mistake it for boredom. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #ByeDon
Needy people just wear their hunger on the outside. True shame is when the quiet ones die with so much still inside. Also when Shampa-poo can’t get off camel fast enough and wets robe. 🐫 🥋💧#ThusSpokeShampapoo
Human get very sad when think of the end of stuff. That why last day of week so sad. Also potty time. Like breakup with last meal. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #NeverOnSunday
In Ancient Greece, people vote with painted stones, but senators say how many stones get painted and what can vote on. Best solution: throw stones at senators. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #ElectionResults2020
In futuretime, maybe there will be no futuretime. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Only one measurement important. Life feel longer if do lotta stuff. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
During time of chaos khan attack. During time of famine khan attack. During time of peace, khan attack too. Maybe khan no like people #ThusSpokeShampapoo
In futuretime, scented butt-breath of cow cause cloud that make world hotter. Snow on mountain melt. Hut beside river wash away, but khan still tell peasant to eat meat every day because his friend own grazing land. #ThusSpokeShampapoo #ClimateChange
In futuretime, shiny fleshless ones do most jobs, except pay taxes and buy stuff. You better hope their owners like you. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Shampa-poo believe in you. Yes, you holding fire rock on other side of planet. You can do the stuff that now feels hard. Just let go of sadness. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
Everything gonna be all right. Not sure if true. For same reason people need to hear, Shampa-poo just like to say. #ThusSpokeShampapoo
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