Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main

I love synth. (any pronouns)

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

cat: licks her vagina
cat: looks skyward, one leg in the air, remembering advice once given to her by a monk
cat: continues licking vagina

[K @knicksrevenge]

They already in her comments calling her gwynocide

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

@CucuzzaJames @mufawsa_ stolen from a drag queen on Canada's Drag Race and made worse

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

hamsters playing in their cage bedding deciding to explore electro house

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

we all know why

[LvilleClinicEscorts @LouClinicEscort]

There are NO state or federal laws preventing or blocking teens from accessing breast augmentation, but only if they are cis. Let us think about why.

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

this text alignment done pissed me all the way off

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Paris Jackson has announced the ‘Zombies Tour,’ her first-ever headlining tour.

[latke @latkedelrey]

gitchie gitchie carrie coon is my new angela bassett did the thing

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

the way i thought this was Molly Ringwald

[c ☆ @tintafey]

TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GRⱯCE ♤ @graevanity]

not in my world

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

in 2004 this is what 26 year olds did

[trevy @chillextremist]

It’s awesome when you’re a kid and don’t know how to dress and can go to Walmart with your mom and pick out the Dr Pepper shirt because that’s a drink you like

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

i knew it was coming and i still unmuted

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[777 @_garrettcharles]

adjusting for wealth rates this is the spiritual equivalent of your high school classmate who never left home having their reception at Olive Garden

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

Hey @Skrillex is the "don't stop" sample in Cheeni from this?

https://t.co/NEX5vXjx0y

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

i'm sorry they look like their IQ combined is still room temperature

[TMZ @TMZ]

👰‍♀️ EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding will be in the middle of Manhattan!

Details: https://t.co/YsDngl5YV3

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

@harper033_ It's a very big world. You will find your people and your place and they will love you for exactly who you are.

[Sewerside Rascal @sewerside4ever]

white ppl be like bro it’s hot as fuck let’s go swim in this fuckin poop water creek right outside the city that has mutated fish in it

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.