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[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@PeteButtigieg @amyklobuchar So you guys gonna get a "B Team" type of thing going?

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Found it. This was Devin Nunes’ reaction during the moments when @RepSwalwell blasted him and tied him to indicted Giuliani associate Lev Parnas! So delicious.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Devin Nunes said stop retweeting https://t.co/0SbX9Iwkto

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@matthewjdowd Because the GOP has given birth to a cult of simpletons that equate anger and frustration with substance.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@RepMarkMeadows @realDonaldTrump Get your “your honor, yes I asked the hitman to murder the guy, but he didn’t actually do it...that means I’m not guilty” bs argument outta here.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@LeeHolly81 @realDonaldTrump Let him keep saying this. Until an actual lawyer says “well...actually...”

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@RealMancrush45 @realDonaldTrump Trump didn’t write those books. Just like an American didn’t write this tweet.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@RepMattGaetz You’re the worst.

[David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt]

Watch how radically taxes on the wealthy have fallen over the past 70 years:

(Full column: https://t.co/XP0a4Iljti)

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@realDonaldTrump We’ll that sure because no other president has been as corrupt as you.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@USA_Jedi @realDonaldTrump You mean “paper trail”? Or is “trial” how you guys pronounce it in Russia?

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@canadasaurus @BrendaR44430265 @realDonaldTrump this is most likely written by a Russian who has no concept of how things work

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@realDonaldTrump Nice distraction. Amazing actually. Right after being revealed your personal lawyer accepted millions of dollars that reeks of selling access to the office of the President. An office you are not worthy of. Resign. You are a disgrace.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@End_Silence_Now @EdwardTHardy @realDonaldTrump @Morning_Joe Or better yet, "He's not a President"

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@JeremyMcLellan @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Hey look everybody. He's read good articles. Obviously let's take his advise on science and ignore actual scientists.

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@FeyazaK It's a sensitive topic lol. We're planning a kid-less trip to London during the summer. Hope we can catch up with you guys

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

https://t.co/GnOyeMZ5NQ @FeyazaK but where are you really from?

[United Over Bookings @UnitedOverBooks]

when you start to take a nap but the flight is over booked

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@united How about: "This is shameful. I will personally investigate how this was allowed to happen. This will not happen again under my watch"

[Some Dude @ShamsAlot]

@gaywonk I wish this were true. Check out the @Gladwell podcast on the real effect of satire on influencing people.