Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉

Daughter (RIH 8.26.18). Sister. Lover. Friend. Nurse. Cook. Reader. Thinker. World Traveler.

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

Now imagine what I could do with another one.

[crplaisir🫧 @taddymole91]

A reminder for the girls: living alone in a world built for 2 incomes is actually an insane accomplishment.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

They definitely did! I ordered one on a whim a few months ago and asked for the peanuts? She told me they NEVER had them. I forgave the ignorance of her youth, but definitely asked for a refund. There’s no caramel sundae without the nuts smh.

[𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 @aqee_sofine]

Didn’t McDonalds have peanuts in a pack that you could get with your sundae????? I’m guessing they discontinued but this lady just told me they never had them. I know I’m not crazy…

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

I’m literally sitting here wondering the same damn thing! You see a random stranger in your house, you TEXT a friend but don’t call the police. Then you wait EIGHT hours until you finally call 911 and the call is super suspect. What’s really going on?

[Black MagIIc @jovie2fresh]

Watching the Idaho Murders doc on Netflix and immediately what’s weird to me is the first 911 callers talking about they don’t know what’s going on and why their friend won’t wake up like…. She’s not covered in blood with puncture wounds???

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

Now this is absolutely peak Negroid, however………… 👀

[Boochie Myers🔪 @stoppfeenin]

Atlanta you will pay for your crimes one day.

Lemon pepper lemon drop???

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

To all of you saying blue, have you never seen Monday smh?

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

I have a question for my fellow neurodivergent people:

What color is Tuesday?

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

I just know Mr. Noodle be sick of Elmo’s ass. Hey Mr. Noodleeeeeeee

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

I am very comforted by the amount of people that said orange, bcuz there really is no other right answer.

-Signed an August Baby

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Good Morning, Neurodivergents. I’m here to shake the table again.

What color is August?

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

This is peak trolling and I love it 🤣

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Some guy tried attacking this street performer in Las Vegas and ended up tearing his acl

The street performer clowned the guy by making a song about him while the paramedics were there 😂😂😂

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

Fannye Mae

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What I do at work:

- Spreadsheets
- Emails
- Spreadsheets about emails
- Emails about spreadsheets
- Meetings based on emails where we talk about spreadsheets

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

[Hellooooooooo Nurse 💊💜💉 @ShanaBayna]

HALLELU! 🙌🏽

[yagi @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty