Shannon Martin

yeah, I’m just here for the free cookies

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@TiaKofi SO PROUD! My mom and I have been rooting for you from Arizona. CONGRATS💜💜

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

Am I the only one who didn’t know @foofighters produced and starred in their own horror movie…

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

I truly cannot with my mother🤣💀 @RuPaul @MegamiNyc

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

Dad: Is this the season for ugly queens?

Me: It’s season 1 one drag race Australia…so yes

@rupaulsdragrace

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@tteclife Tell your recruiters to quit emailing me job offers. I left your company for several reasons and nothing you try to sell me on will bring me back. Y’all need to worry about your current employees

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

How come NO ONE told me about @60Mins....better than America’s version ten fold.

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

How did I survive before @gopuff they have saved my hungry ass so many times! #munchies #lifesavers

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@theweeknd.....Alexis Stone called. She wants her gig back

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@netflix....nic cage cussing at me like a dirty bird?!🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

DAME @patmcgrathreal 😍😘

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

Soooo y’all weren’t gonna tell me about Mrs. Brown’s Boys?! FECK YA

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@UberEats y’all need to send corporate kudos to Janette. She called me let me know the restaurant was out of what I ordered and got them upgrade the combos for free. Upping her tip stat.

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

Thanks @gopuff and @c4energy for the surprise can in my order tonight. Legit thought my order was messed up for a minute

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@WhiteClaw can y’all make a case of just watermelon? Asking for a friend 🍉🍉🍉🍉

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@UberEats I’m legit so DONEEEEE. Sorry to KASH, the driver switched our orders.

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@RickyMartin247 going through the ‘tub’ of memories and found this gem. KEEPING #shebangs

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@beatport cannot thank you enough for this. WE APPRECIATE IT💜💜💜💜💜

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

When the rain washes you clean. You’ll know @kaskade

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

Just happened to login at the right time for this surprise set from @kaskade and @beatport. Perfect end to a Saturday night 💜💜💜

[Shannon Martin @Shanana21]

@danjlevy Is this a healthy way to communicate with your mother? Asking for a friend #ewwdavid