Shandy Basstard

Never worked a day in my life more spare time and disposable income than you'll ever have

#betteronbenefits #beatsworkingforaliving

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[Shandy Basstard @ShandyBasstard]

Full time indigenous scrounger

Tweeting all things football and culture

Against the inevitable Islamification of our once proud land ❌🐀

Speak your mind while you can!!

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Monaco have received calls from several Premier League clubs over the availability of youngster Maghnes Akliouche.

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️💯 Lamine Yamal reaches 25 G/A only in La Liga this season with two more assists…

…on same day as he becomes the youngest player ever to reach 100 appearances in La Liga.

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

We understand Manchester United have contacted Aston Villa to start negotiations for Morgan Rogers

We understand the player is very open to the move to Old Trafford, provided they have UCL football next season.

We understand Aston Villa want £90m for his services.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea U21s are crowned Premier League 2 league winners of the 2025/26 campaign! 👏

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

(And it wasn’t Voltaire who said this)

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

Pakistani Manchester attackers on female police officer case has now been delayed for a week because of mysterious 'administrative matters' that cannot be reported.
As a result of this delay, the outcome of the 5 week trial won't be known until after the local elections. Something isn’t right here?

[Between The Posts @BetweenThePosts]

Basically a two-men passmap.

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Former Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri is reportedly under investigation by French tax officials — and it’s all because of his Deliveroo habits.

According to French outlet Les Echos, the ex-Arsenal, Man City and France star is suspected of actually living in Paris, even though he’s officially registered as a resident in Dubai.

😂 The suspicion apparently started after it emerged he made 212 Deliveroo orders to a Paris address in 2022.

If proven, Nasri could be hit with a tax bill of around £4.8 million. 🤯

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

This message to Coventry City fans travelling by train today 🤣👏

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

🚨 1 in 7 GB inhabitants arrived this century as Immigrants, in raw figures 11 million more mouths to feed, these are the @ONS figures, others have it at 1 in 4

‼️ 1 in 70 GB inhabitants arrived this century as Asylum seekers, this figure doesn’t include the family they brought here once they were issued a GB passport.

We’re already at the point where more of us are dying than being born, the GB birth figures already show that almost half of all births are to at least one foreign born parent

Most of this wouldn’t matter so much if We were achieving some type of integration or the immigrants were generally a net positive, neither is even close to the truth.

For this, We have to blame successive elected leaders, if anyone who arrived here, legal or not, were advised and lead by government rules from the off, instead of going into communities run by Hardline Pakistani Muslims, We might have stood a chance, because we didn’t. millions of people have fallen under the control of what I class as a criminal organisation

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🛑⭐️ Rio Ngumoha becomes Liverpool's youngest ever league goalscorer at Anfield with 17 years, 225 days.

@michael_reid11 📊

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

Relax it isn’t going to take that long !

In key demographics We are already there,

Age 20-30. 4 million of them are breeding like rabbits and there are 4 million of us in the same age bracket who aren’t !

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Some of the worst defending you’ll ever see by Leicester this.

I bet their fans are absolutely raging… 🤯😲

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇩🇪💎 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗧 𝗘𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗡 (𝟭𝟲) vs Kaiserslautern today:

• 4/5 Duels Won
• 100% Tackles Won
• 3 Ball Recoveries
• 80% Pass Accuracy
• 10 Carries
• 2 Shots On Target

𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘 ⭐️

🎥 @sajadTranslator

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

This is Shahid Butt.

He is a convicted terrorist who plotted to bomb the British consulate in Yemen and an Anglican Church.

He is now running for office in Birmingham, in a seat that is 91% ethnic minority and 70% Muslim.

He will likely win.

A convicted Islamic terrorist stands a high chance of being elected to public office in Britain.

A violent extremist who plotted the destruction of British lives is going to walk the corridors of power in Britain.

A jihadi fighter who joined terror cells to fight in Afghanistan and Bosnia is going to be influencing the laws, culture, and heritage of Britain.

Why is this not on the front page of every national newspaper? Where is the outrage? Where are the protests?

We are sleepwalking right into the grasp of jihadism.

We need proportional representation while it can still save us !

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

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[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇫🇷✅ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Warren Zaïre-Emery (20) is the YOUNGEST ever player to reach 40 appearances in the UEFA Champions League. 🥇🌟

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

They all had a go in her and on her from the age of 13.

29 men who identified themselves as Muslim have been charged in connection with the rape of a single female across a seven-year period in West Yorkshire.

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

Muslim says "Allahu Akbar" as he and other Muslims destroy the graves of Christians and Jews.

Not even after death are non MusIims safe from these savages.

[Migration Watch @MigrationWatch]

In a single human lifetime, London has been transformed from a 95% White British city to just 39% White British.

This has happened despite repeated promises from governments since the 1960s to reduce migration.

Credit to @juice8882