Shane ‘the cake’ Batter

Proud Cal Tech Alum ‘81
Slapping balls since birth ⚾️
Region 10 baseball analist

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

Ranking #NWC Baseball Gooners:

🥇Carl Moland-Kovash
- Whitman (The GOAT)
🥈Jaxon Coles- Pacific (Cosplay enthusiast)
🥉Beckett Montgomery- Willamette (Most strokes per minute)
HM: Evan Maury- L&C (insane dome)
HM: Dylan Huntsman- Whitworth (come on do I even have to say it)
#D3

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

🚨Account has been shadow banned🚨

X has decided I went in too hard on the conference and has disabled my ability to comment on posts.

This is a great time to say I will not post anymore until Willamette sweeps a series

@JackKnauf13 #D3 #NWC

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@BillPrice1964 Classic trap game. Willamette seems to fall into them every year

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🚨#NWC Weekend Recap🚨

George Fox take 3 wins against the #10 team in the country

Lewis and Clark lower team ERA to below 7 for the first time in 30 years

Puget Sound win big series for playoffs

Whitman stick a thumb up their ass and let Linfield have their way with them

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

How Jack Knauf feels having 10K+ posts with an average of 1 like (probably his own) per post

[Jack Knauf @JackKnauf13]

@HorraceJ70479 D3 guys are the absolute worst. Yeah dude you’re sick. You ride the bench in D3 and go to Ohio State on the weekends to party. Delete your D3 burner #shrink #fuckD3

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13 What a zinger! If I lived behind multiple burner accounts I would also be insecure about my own intelligence

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@jerr26897 @JackKnauf13 Holy shit responded from the wrong burner 😭😭😭this guy is unreal get a life

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@HorraceJ70479 @JackKnauf13 ‘feelings against’ 🥀🥀🥀

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@JackKnauf13 I’m 6’5 when I stand on my money chump. You have no idea what we used to do with kids like you at Cal Tech back in my day

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@RJFord69

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@JackKnauf13 This is so cute you collected all your burners to be here and support you. This is what it’s all about, sticking up for the little guy.

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

I know Spencer Kowalski when I see him

#Linfield #RollCats #D3 #NWC

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

Can you name this player? 👀🤔

World Series Champ
Silver Slugger
2x Batting Title
3x All-Star @BatterUp_app

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

#NWC Players past their prime:

🥇Spencer Shipman- Whitworth (You are 30 years old playing a kids game what are we doing)
🥈Ethan Keintz - PLU (Grown man btw)
🥉Andre Butler - George Fox

HM: Chase Lawson- Willamette (Some people should never to play past high school)

#D3

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@mrregion10fan @BillPrice1964 @d3clintclitter @D3region10base @diiinuts @TheDaveBoots @nedinred I heard they started hanging Jeremy Sangalang on a cross in the dugout, whipping him for every run they gave up as a pitching staff to motivate the pitching staff

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

Linfield outfielder Josh Mansur when he has to be productive in critical games:

#d3 #NWC #Baseball

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

This is a Gabe DeBenedetto appreciation post.

Rumour has it he refused to grow past 5’6 out of respect for not wanting to hit too many XBH as it is seen as blasphemous in the eyes of the lord.

#GeorgeFox #NWC #D3Baseball

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Lewis and Clark second baseman Eli Steinhaus found with staff of immeasurable knowledge and power.

This is likely the reasoning behind his suspicious breakout season.

#NWC #D3 #baseball #MLB

[D3 region 10 superfan @mrregion10fan]

Top 5 all time NWC gremlins

1. Aaron Barber
2. Jordan Hara
3. Drew Baskin
4. Aaron Barber
5. Drew Kamihara

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@mrregion10fan I would say add Aaron Barber but he would take up too much of the list

#bulkingseason

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

@nedinred Always exciting to see the young guys get after it. Brings me back to my days in ‘Nam

[Shane ‘the cake’ Batter @ShaneBattery65]

Ranking #NWC Baseball Gooners:

🥇Carl Moland-Kovash
- Whitman (The GOAT)
🥈Jaxon Coles- Pacific (Cosplay enthusiast)
🥉Beckett Montgomery- Willamette (Most strokes per minute)
HM: Evan Maury- L&C (insane dome)
HM: Dylan Huntsman- Whitworth (come on do I even have to say it)
#D3