Shane

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@ted_mcshane12 @dubslife1 😂😂😂😂

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@tobybox97 Funny cunt 😂😂😂

[Talk Norwich City @TalkNorwichCity]

🗣 “The game finished half an hour ago and that’s my seventh”

The Mayor remains an idol 🤣 https://t.co/F2qDTgEZve

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

🗣 Gennaro Gattuso: "You see Pirlo, honestly he's a son of a bitch. One day I left my phone on the table and he sent a text to AC Milan's vice-president offering him my sister."

[Liam Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Liamwilliamsko]

I’m not big enough to get a reaction? 🤣
I’ve come from NOTHING.. you’ve got your name because of your ninja turtle looking dad..Chris “Donatello” Euwank 📞

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

NO ENGRISH 😭

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@Gary__Elliott @footballerswith @kennymclean66 Ffs 😂😂😂

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

City hold on for a HUGE victory! 👊

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@jordanireland4 @kiannaconnelly Same name couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@kiannaconnelly @jordanireland4

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@BrettManuelLFC9 @BobbettJames

[b.b @benoobrown]

Me the minute I wake up on Christmas morning:

[John Nurden @JohnNurden]

Conservatives hold Sittingbourne and Sheppey. Gordon Henderson polls 34,742 votes.@TimesGuardian @KMSittingbourne @Kent_Online
#KentVotes

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

EXIT POLL: Conservatives projected to win election as Labour suffer major losses #GE2019

CON: 368
LAB: 191
LIB DEM: 13
BREX: 0
SNP: 55
GREEN: 1
OTHER: 22

[Nick @yamitsi]

Don’t forget to vote Labour today:

4 day week
Free broadband
Free unicorn
Free childcare
3 million doctors
2bn trees
£50 an hour minimum wage

When you wake up on Friday you’ll also have a 12-inch cock as thick as a flag pole and you get to pick 5 famous birds to shag too.

[Aiden @aidenlufc]

I worry for the people who genuinely believe even half of these promises will be kept

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

WE. HAVE. DONE. IT! 😍 #ncfc

[Shane @ShaneBobbett]

@KyleShaw92 @FootyAccums @BobbettJames Gunna rename Killian to Teemu