Toby

[Toby @tobybox97]

How many holes does a straw have?

[Toby @tobybox97]

@AndyRobsonTips @jakechapman9

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Soucek makes a great save from Conor Gallagher.

[James Maddison @Madders10]

For those who know football know that tonights result didn’t determine whether Messi was the best player ever or not. But yet I’m so happy he did for the people who thought he needed it so now there’s no debate. 🐐 #Messi𓃵

[John Terry @JohnTerry26]

Today marks 26 years since the tragedy which ended the life of Matthew Harding
Chelsea through and through and a man that saved our club. 💙
Gone but never forgotten.
@ChelseaFC 💙
Our thoughts are with the Harding family 💙

[Toby @tobybox97]

I’ve got one of these, they’re wicked. It’s called Rosie

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This machine can fold the laundry into neat piles #gigadgets

[Simon Phillips @siphillipssport]

Linesman and Ref have caused this. Do your jobs and you won’t get kicking off. Abysmal standard of refereeing in this league as always.

[Toby @tobybox97]

Lukaku is the worst chelsea signing ever. He eclipses Winston Bogarde. The guy is an absolute fucking cretin

[Toby @tobybox97]

what a quadruple for Liverpoo

[Toby @tobybox97]

HALA MADRID

[Toby @tobybox97]

If you smoke in the car with your child, you’re a dirty cunt

[Toby @tobybox97]

@chloeleibo Either giant bunny costume or you can go as a chick

[Toby @tobybox97]

Hector’s actually the loveliest little boy in the world! Always saying hello to people and blowing them kisses 😂 he melts my heart💙

[Toby @tobybox97]

@fredpierpoint They can shove their twirly pasta up their arse

[Toby @tobybox97]

Spurs are still shit then 😂😂

[Toby @tobybox97]

@glennconlon Safety first always, GC x

[Toby @tobybox97]

Got my first electric shock today after 6 years, the streak is over 😪

[Toby @tobybox97]

3 point lane

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

4 - Chelsea have been responsible for 24% of Spurs’ defeats suffered at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium since they moved to the ground (4/17). Indeed, Spurs are winless in all five of their meetings with the Blues at the venue (D1 L4). Dominant.

[Toby @tobybox97]

Can’t wait to cook Christmas dinner

[Toby @tobybox97]

If there’s any spurs fans behind the goal who aren’t a bunch of minges (doubt it), my mate jake Chapman is a Liverpool fan and he said he’ll fight all you maggots