Shane Morris

#DataGovernance Professional at a Fortune 100 company. Passionate about #BusinessIntelligence #Metadata #DataVis and #Woodworking :)

[Shane Morris @ShaneKnowsData]

Can #data professionals please stop saying that metadata is data about data? That is such a lame-ass non-answer. #metadata is what turns data into information. It creates the context that makes the data valuable.

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@JustinMcElroy Listening to the latest episode of Steeplechase #TAZ. You. Are. Killing. It.

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Damn @JustinMcElroy When you said "I was raised Southern Baptist. If we've got family problems you'll never hear about it." I felt it in my bones. Never thought about it, but it's true. Why do you think that is?

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@ros_rosco @CarlasStyles2 @LbudisaLila How do you keep her away from unfriendly dogs or anxious dogs or children?

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@Adam_Karpiak

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@BadDataVis I think the @bloomberg takes the win for worst data vis today. It's a masterclass in lying with data. There are many bad examples in the article, but this one is the worst. Check that scale.

[Shane Morris @ShaneKnowsData]

@GoogleMyBiz What does it track a reinstatement request? No response for 12 days. I know you are short staffed, but not even a "Your request is important to us, please hold". I can't even tell if I am in the queue. #google #googlemybiz #IsThereAnybodyOutThere

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@daybreaker @JustinMcElroy How are they making money?🤔 Isn't that basically the retail cost of popcorn at Disney?

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On point. SMH

[Alex Leigh @AlexLeigh67]

XKCD knocking it out of the park as ever!

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@egghead26570992 @scottiev @Coo_ray Population. I grew up in a farming town and social distancing is easy when there aren't many people to be social with.

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@MDMGeek We have read all the requirements

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@AlexLeigh67 Trying to guess the metaphor.

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Just finished bingeing #Partizan from @Friends_Table. Oy...100+ hours of content in a few weeks for a tragic ending. Not doing that again.

[Shane Morris @ShaneKnowsData]

@DrKTolbert I always read the instructions

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@scottpeachey Related note: the One+ 8 has been my least favorite pandemic purchase. Moved from LG.....and now I can't move back. 🤷

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@scottpeachey One can hope!

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@scottpeachey Sorry brother, Ingot the second dose Saturday and braced for the worst. Sore arm and *maybe* a little tired. I don't even know how to feel about it.

[Shane Morris @ShaneKnowsData]

Lovely halo around the moon tonight. This is why I live in the sticks. LOL

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@KGConference Is the conference virtual this year? The price makes me think that it is, but I don't see anything that explicitly says that.

[Shane Morris @ShaneKnowsData]

Hey @RotoRooter ! What's a guy got to do to get your billing department to return a call? It's been over a month of leaving messages and sending emails.

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@DrKTolbert Spleen? I'm voting spleen. It's gotta do *something*