Shane Trujillo

Make life an adventure.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Splashdown of Dragon confirmed – welcome back to Earth, @zenanaut, @AstroIronMike, @Astro_Kimiya, and Oleg!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Dragon’s deorbit burn is complete and the trunk has been jettisoned

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Dragon and Crew-11 are on track to reenter Earth’s atmosphere and splash down off the coast of San Diego, California at ~12:41 a.m. PT

[San Diego Mag @SanDiegoMag]

Is it just us, or does it seem like spiders are plotting to overpower the entire county of San Diego?

[Wingstop @wingstop]

imagine trying your best to outdo our 12 signature flavors with 26 pathetic sauces and seasonings 🥴

quality > quantity

[Wingstop @wingstop]

Sandwich is more dry than them biscuits 🥴

[Montucky Cold Snacks @MTKYColdSnacks]

We’re kinda like a fancy German beers country cousin

[Montucky Cold Snacks @MTKYColdSnacks]

If this tweet gets 42069 likes we will change the horse on the can to a donkey

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For improved quality of sleep, raise head of your bed by about 3” or 5cm and don’t eat 3 hours before bedtime

[Eunice D Wong 🦄 @Eunicedwong]

As long as you don’t have kids,
Your 30’s are like your 20’s

But WITH money.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If it’s too easy i don’t want it

[7Teen @Official7Teen_]

Time don’t wait on nobody remember that

[Flash @Flashyasf]

We aint getting no younger. All my moves gotta make sense!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Tee Grizzley @TeeGrizzley]

They’ll never meet another person that’s good as you.

[Evers @cosmopassenger]

@danheld

[Igor Baikov @igor_baikov]

ATMs had massive queues because people are trying to cash out USD since the first few hours. On the second day we got telegram bots that send alerts when there is USD cash in an ATM somewhere. Queues occur even at 3 am (second pic, taken few days ago. Lines are way bigger now).

[Cory 🦢 Real Bitcoin @ Swan.com @CorySwan]

BREAKING!!! France to declare #Bitcoin legal tender!
- French News

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Fucking Yellowjackets. Wow