Shane Wyatt

Singer / songwriter / musician / dad / husband / cowboy / supermodel / smart ass, etc...

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

I know 2020 sucks and everything is super political and the country is getting torn apart—but I have to get this off my chest:

“Hakuna Matata” is a second rate rip-off of “Bare Necessities.”

Fight me.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

Queen!

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Yes, that was what was stopping you.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@JayWesleyLindly The OG dating app.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Well I wasn’t expecting to cry after reading about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

Y’all gotta see this. Cra-ZEE Talent.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@anylaurie16 ElephantDrive

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

I can’t take it. It’s too cute.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Darcy. She's a bit of a messy eater. But you would be too if your head was 40% of your body and you had only been doing this for a few weeks. 12/10

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

Breifly as a boat, then fleetingly as a diving submarine, and then permanently as an anchor.

[Road & Track @RoadandTrack]

Elon Musk says the Cybertruck can "serve briefly as a boat." https://t.co/oZC1iJdsIQ

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@jilltwiss Could you please play my Waterford Crystal vase at my next concert?

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

100 meters in 27 seconds? We’re supposed to be impressed with a robot that can barely outrun Tom Brady?

[Dan Tilkin @DanTilkinNews]

Robot World Record: Not sure whether to be inspired or terrified?

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

They’re taking Sundays off.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

So Sunday Ticket is just flat out not working now?

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

An experience from TikTok that really touched us last year.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

We still doing this? 🤦‍♂️

What a waste of money, time, and effort.

(and this is coming from a cowboy who has never smoked it in my life)

[Tennessean @Tennessean]

Police arrested Teddy Gentry, co-founder of country band Alabama, earlier this week on a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge. https://t.co/EdrSWsGttS

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

Wow. Whatever happened to sportsmanship?

Disgraceful.

[Baxter Street Boys @baxstboys]

Apparently Texas A&M is taking this video down on everyone’s page, just wanna join the fun and see if they find us

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I think perhaps Charles’ top priority should be finding a different chair to sit in when he talks about poverty

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Biscoff. He was told he had to wear this jacket because water would be coming from the sky, yet it is on the ground. Wants to know what you're not telling him. 12/10

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@BradMossEsq I believe they both copped to doing coke in their early years.

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

PREDATOR OF THE CORN

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@_GinaTron Gina Torn is a pretty badass name, to be honest. (Not as badass as Gina TRON, of course, but pretty badass nonetheless.)

[Shane Wyatt @ShaneWyatt]

@anylaurie16 It’s the very best time to lean into life, in my opinion.