Shanington Curim

Semi-aquatic mustelid. Husband. Father. Part time potion fox. 360 degree face. Cycle boy. Inventor of the modern monster truck.

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@anon_opin If there is a pocket revolution, people will literally stop taking things into their own hands

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@jhspedals Knock knock

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@fesshole

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@JDCornwall @BBCCornwall Most Dad comment ever. #dadtrolls

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@BBCNews Cool

[JDCornwall〓〓 @JDCornwall]

Repping the shop and flying the Cornish flag from the back👍

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@LADbibleUKNews It better have been

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

🚨I’m ahead of the Tories in the polls.

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@MatteaPatron @SkyNews This just got a full lol. Thanks for that

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@fesshole Live every day as if it were tomorrow thinking about yesterday

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

When your hammered and trying to sneak in after a night out and the wife’s standing there like! 😂😂

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@ratemyplatenow Dark web food porn

[CARVE Surfing Magazine @CarveMag]

Cornish beach parking sign 😂😂😂

[Alan Cronin @KearneyCCFC1984]

If you leave a child in your car during this hot weather, please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@JamieRB1988 @Independent Superb use of ‘bummed’. I haven’t seen it written down since 2004 👌

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

This really makes you think..

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

[James Waterhouse @JamWaterhouse]

🇺🇦President Zelensky has turned down an offer from the US to help him evacuate, according to reports in the States.

"I need ammunition, not a ride"

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

@hopefulanarchy Normalise leaving them grow

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@myunclesmemes I haven’t got 30 billion 😫

[Shanington Curim @Shane_Coram]

I’m not one for conspiracy theories normally, however, this confirms what most of us new about the inner workings of the realm…

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6